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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

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Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Tea & Apple Paradise

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Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

CraftyPixelAppleLand

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so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock

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So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

AntFarmDragonLadybug

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come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

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Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

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so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

CraftyKimJongUn

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so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

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are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Towns Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	New Chunks Explored:	355167

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Emeralds Found:	9691	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2807	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	8
Mines Excavated:	3004	Astral Projections Made:	1

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Farms Harvested:	457	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4838	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3792
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	125077	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	231
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magic Items Found:	5069	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

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