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  • Dad’sTruckChargerDrama

    Dad’sTruckChargerDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a sleepover you never wanted? Look no further! Our server is like dealing with an unexpected guest who forgot their phone charger – frustrating, but you’ll survive.

    Join us for the thrill of not knowing what to expect, just like when your friend’s grandma unexpectedly approves a sleepover. Experience the excitement of sneaking onto your neighbor’s property to retrieve a misplaced item, just like a late-night adventure in the snow.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in the madness of our server. Who needs a phone charger when you can embark on crazy adventures with us? Join now and embrace the unexpected, just like a sleepover you never wanted but can’t escape!

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  • CraftyApple Minecraft Server

    CraftyApple Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how apples are like, “yo we gotta be diverse and stuff”? well some investors are like, “nah we don’t need that diversity crap” and apple is like, “bro, we need all the colors of the rainbow in our company!” so they’re asking investors to like, block this proposal to get rid of diversity programs. like, come on, who doesn’t want a fruity mix of people in their company? join our minecraft server and be part of our diverse community! we have red apples, green apples, even golden delicious apples! come build with us and let’s make the world a juicier place!

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  • Apple Firmness Quest

    Apple Firmness Quest
    so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amaze-balls, you guys! we got this gene thingy called MdXTH2 that, liek, makes our apples super firm and juicy, just like in real life!

    join us and, liek, be part of this epic quest to, liek, study fruit quality regulation in the most fun and ridiculous way possible! we promise you won’t be bored, cuz we got, liek, crazy adventures and misadventures waiting for you at every corner!

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft server ever! you won’t regret it, we swear!

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  • Crafty Apple Store: Expensive iPhone Case

    Crafty Apple Store: Expensive iPhone Case
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride the players instead of the other way around. Yeah, that’s right, you can have your own personal piggy chauffeur to take you around the block. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance like they’re in a hip hop music video. It’s like a farm animal rave up in here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk while shooting arrows at the same time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. Just waiting for you to come and mine them like a Minecraft millionaire.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. It’s like a trip to Wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

    SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m
    lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

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  • FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

    FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

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  • Tea & Apple Paradise

    Tea & Apple Paradise
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

    Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

    So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

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  • CraftyPixelAppleLand

    CraftyPixelAppleLand
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.

    imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.

    oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.

    plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.

    so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock

    TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock
    So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

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  • CraftyAppleTaxEvasion

    CraftyAppleTaxEvasion
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.

    join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.

    so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?

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