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Opioid Appetite Control Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got anorexic zombies runnin around with their opioid neurotransmitters on fleek! these zombies be lookin for some brains to munch on, but they also tryna regulate their appetite with them neurotransmitters. it’s a wild ride, fam. and don’t even get me started on the obese zombies, they be chillin with their low activity opioid systems, just tryna find some cake to nom on. it’s a whole buffet of crazy up in here, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the zombie apocalypse while learnin about neuroscience at the same time! #brainsandminecraft #neurotransmitterparty -
MunchieMice Fitness Fun
Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!
And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Thin Robots Minecraft Server
Are you tired of feeling constantly hungry in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as much as you want without gaining a single pound! Our virtual food is so satisfying, you’ll never feel hungry again – unless you’re battling a horde of zombies and need some extra energy, of course.Our server is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you full for hours, along with delicious meats and rice dishes that will leave you feeling satisfied. Plus, our virtual exercise program will have you running, jumping, and mining your way to a slim and trim virtual body in no time.
So say goodbye to real-life hunger pangs and join our server today! Who needs a banana or an apple when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?
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AlzheimineCraft: Appetite Decrease & Brain Protection
come join our epic minecraft server where the new molecules make u never want to stop playing! u will be so addicted, u won’t even remember what alzheimer’s is! our server is like a brain protector, keeping u sharp and focused on building the craziest structures ever seen in the minecraft world. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t be able to resist joining in on the fun! so what are u waiting for? come join now and let the molecules take over your appetite for adventure! -
AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server! -
Cheater’s Care Package: Mom Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn heartbreak into hilarity! Join us for a server full of revenge and redemption, just like the story of a scorned lover who shipped her cheating boyfriend’s belongings to his mom with some cheeky labels.Explore our world and discover hidden treasures labeled with witty insults and clever comebacks. Build your own empire of pettiness and show off your creativity in the most outrageous ways possible.
Join now and show the world that you can turn a breakup into a laugh-out-loud moment. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Let the games begin!
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Overcraft SMP: Sticking Around
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, and you gotta join for some crazy reasons. So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admin is actually a talking potato who gives out diamonds like they’re candy.But wait, it gets even better. There’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have epic dance parties and battle against evil mobs. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can make you fly.
Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of ninja turtles who use their ninja skills to protect the land from griefers and hackers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, just hop on and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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TalentlessCraft
Are you tired of being judged for your useless talents in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all the weird and wacky skills you possess! From being able to touch your nose with your tongue to being able to recite the alphabet backwards in under 10 seconds, we want to see it all!Join our server and show off your useless talents in our weekly talent show competitions. Who knows, you might even impress our judges (a group of chickens wearing top hats) and win some epic in-game prizes!
So why wait? Come join us and let your useless talents shine like the diamonds in a Minecraft cave!
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GOON SMP
Welcome to GOON SMP! The ultimate Minecraft survival experience for both Java and Bedrock players! Immerse yourself in the raw, unfiltered charm of Minecraft 1.21.4! (You can join with 1.20.x and above)
Quality of Life plugins – We have tpa, homes, and a proper private messaging system
Crossplay Compatibility: Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, everyone can play together seamlessly.
Community-Driven Fun: Build epic creations, explore the world, or team up for survival – the choice is yours!
Active & Friendly Community: Join a tight-knit group of players who share a love for Minecraft adventures.
Join us today, connect with our amazing community, and start your journey in the GOON SMP!
Let’s craft some unforgettable memories – together!
goonsmp.mine.bz
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Obsidimon
Welcome to Obsidimon! A mix between Minecraft and Pokemon! This server uses Cobblemon 1.21.1. There’s TMs, Pokemon Catch XP, and more!
Unfortunately, Bedrock is not yet supported since Cobblemon has not yet updated to 1.21.4.
It is recommended to install Modrinth and use the Cobblemon preset to skip the hassle of installing mods! However, the fabric mods are linked in the MOTD.
obsidimon.com:26905