oh and get dis, it’s been tested on mice and pigs and dey didn’t get none of dem nasty side effects like nausea or constipation! it’s like a miracle in a blocky world, i tell ya! so come join us and let’s get skinny together, one block at a time!
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Appetite Suppressing Piggy Server
hey u! ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like finding a magical potion dat makes u never hungry again! like seriously, dis server got some crazy molecule stuff dat makes u not wanna eat all da time, just like dat semaglutide thingy! and get dis, it even helps u lose weight! like who needs a gym when u got dis server, amirite? -
Stop Eating Neurons – Obesity Fix
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you start getting messages from these neurons in your brain telling you to stop eating in the game. like, what the heck, right? but then you realize, this is actually a super cool feature of the server that helps you control your in-game eating habits and stay healthy while you’re building your epic structures. plus, the researchers on the server have identified the specific neurons in mice brains that tell them they’ve eaten enough, so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a totally unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience that will change the way you play forever! -
Eat Play Balance Craft
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where your brain is like, totally balanced between eating cuz you need to survive and eating cuz it’s freakin’ delicious. like, scientists found this crazy brain circuit that controls all that stuff, and now we’re using it to make the most epic minecraft server ever.join our server and experience the ultimate balance of survival and pleasure as you mine, build, and fight your way to glory. who knew that understanding how we eat could lead to such an awesome minecraft adventure?
come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking discovery in the world of gaming. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or something. it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out!

