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  • TelegramTalesMC

    TelegramTalesMC
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

    and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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  • 7/10 Minecraft Server – AITA for Agreeing?

    7/10 Minecraft Server – AITA for Agreeing?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like Damian’s love life and hang out with cool peeps like me!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world, because let’s face it, your Minecraft creations are probably more impressive than Damian’s lawyer salary.

    We promise not to insult your mom like Damian did, unless she’s a creeper in disguise! So come on over and let’s have a blast – who needs toxic friends when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

    So, are you ready to leave the Damian drama behind and join our crazy Minecraft server? Let’s build some friendships that won’t crumble like Damian’s ego!

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  • Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

    Beardless Bros Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

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  • PixelatedUgly

    PixelatedUgly
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

    Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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  • TV Show Cameo Catastrophe

    TV Show Cameo Catastrophe
    Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    so, like, u ever feel like u got performance anxiety in the bedroom? well guess what, turns out it aint just a guy thing! gals get it too! they stressin bout lookin good and makin their partner happy. and dudes? they freakin out about keepin it up, if ya know what i mean. but guess what? on our server, u aint gotta worry bout none of that! u can just relax, build some epic stuff, and have a blast with ur friends! come join us and leave all that stress behind!

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  • PixelPoutyHubby

    PixelPoutyHubby
    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

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  • BlockyJudgements

    BlockyJudgements
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate judgment-free zone…unless you secretly judge people for not joining us!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and secret underground llama dance parties. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    But beware, if you judge someone for not joining our server, you might just find yourself face-to-face with a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. So come on, leave your judgment at the door and join us for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GenieGivesOptions-MinecraftSMP

    GenieGivesOptions-MinecraftSMP
    Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a genie pops up out of nowhere. And get this, he’s not just any genie, he’s a sassy genie who loves to stir up trouble.

    He presents you with a choice: become a 10/10 attractive human or receive 2 million dollars. But here’s the catch – if you choose to become a 10/10 attractive human, you’ll be cursed with the inability to mine diamonds ever again. But if you choose the 2 million dollars, you’ll be granted the power to fly in the game.

    So what do you choose? Do you want to be a hot mess with no diamonds or a flying millionaire? Join our Minecraft SMP and make your decision today! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

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  • BlockyBodacious

    BlockyBodacious
    Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

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