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  • CraftyBoomerAge

    CraftyBoomerAge
    Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

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  • DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition

    DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy family drama but in blocky form! So, get this, we got this player (30F) who’s chilling with her MIL and husband (37M), right? And then the husband asks her to take his daughter (12F) shopping for a dress. But wait, plot twist, the daughter’s mom is teaching her extreme hippy stuff like not showering, wearing dirty clothes, and not brushing her teeth! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! ๐Ÿคฃ Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.

    Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœจ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿงผ #MinecraftMadness

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  • CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

    CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

    With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

    So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

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  • UglyCelebSightings

    UglyCelebSightings
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!

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  • Users Playground

    Users Playground

    Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by
    https://youaremachines.com

    Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

    We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

    Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

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  • ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

    ShaveCraft Minecraft Server
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

    One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! ๐Ÿ˜‚ He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

    So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿง”๐Ÿช“

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  • CreepyCamo in Minecraft SMP

    CreepyCamo in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex skin? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear pink tutus and chicken hats! That’s right, if you’re not rocking that fabulous combo, you’re not welcome here.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creep Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of creeping people out in the most hilarious ways possible. From hiding in bushes and whispering spooky jokes to building giant statues of themselves with googly eyes, these creeps will keep you on your toes (and laughing your pants off) at all times.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a community of misfits and pranksters, come on down to our server and show us your best creepy outfit. Just remember, if you’re not making people laugh or cringe, you’re doing it wrong!

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  • DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

    DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

    Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

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  • PixelBridesmaidNoMore

    PixelBridesmaidNoMore
    Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can be as colorful and unique as you want! No need to tone down your style for anyone, not even for your sister’s wedding!

    Imagine a world where your blue hair, tattoos, and nose ring are celebrated, not hidden. Our server is all about embracing individuality and having a blast while doing it.

    Don’t let anyone tell you to change who you are, especially not for a wedding. Join us and let your true colors shine, literally! Who needs a maid of honor title when you can be the queen of the server? Let’s make Minecraft weddings fabulous again! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŽฎ

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  • AuntieFatty’s Minecraft Server

    AuntieFatty’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions are a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with skinny legends and thick drama. Our aunt-free zone guarantees no body-shaming comments, just pure gaming fun!

    Are you tired of being told to “eat more and look like a real woman”? Look no further, because on our server, you can be as skinny as a Minecraft block and still slay the game. Take that, Auntie!

    Join us and unleash your inner sass queen like our F18 player who shut down her aunt with the iconic line, “Well, at least I’m not fat.” Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    So, why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where skinny legends rule and thick skin is a must. Aunties not allowed, unless they can handle the heat of our lava-filled adventures!

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