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  • SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition

    SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition
    are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to be disappointed by the lack of matches? well, fear not, because on our minecraft server, your appearance doesn’t matter at all! in fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner derp and show off your unique skin designs.

    join us and be part of a community where cosmetic surgery is a thing of the past. no need for dermal fillers or anti-wrinkle injections here, just pure, unadulterated fun in the blocky world of minecraft.

    imagine a world where everyone looks like a pixelated potato, where beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in the hands of a plastic surgeon. that’s the kind of world we’re building on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    so come on, ditch the dating apps and join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure in minecraft. who needs a facelift when you can have a blocky makeover instead? let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our one-of-a-kind server. see you there!

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  • CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say hi to your friend’s boyfriend without causing drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous encounters and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Who knows, you might even run into your friend’s boyfriend while shopping at the virtual Mall! So come on, join us and let’s see what crazy adventures await!

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  • PixelatedPugly

    PixelatedPugly
    If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

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  • NoCompliCraft

    NoCompliCraft
    Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

    Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

    So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    Are you tired of being the ugliest player on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone is required to wear a paper bag over their head at all times! That’s right, no one will ever know how hideous you truly are! Join now for a chance to finally feel good about yourself in the virtual world!

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  • DadTagz Minecraft Server

    DadTagz Minecraft Server
    Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wearing dog tags without being in the military? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of hiding your dog tags under your shirt just like our player hides their true intentions in the game. Who needs a purpose when you can just look cool, am I right?

    Just like our player honors their dad by wearing those tags, you can honor your gaming skills by dominating our server. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your age or appearance like that grumpy old man at the train station.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures just like those hidden dog tags. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCoupleRifts

    CraftyCoupleRifts
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

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  • PixelPity: UglyCraft

    PixelPity: UglyCraft
    Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

    So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

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  • MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

    MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!
    so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

    anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?

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  • Pixel Perfect Photography Server

    Pixel Perfect Photography Server
    so, like, u ever feel like ur minecraft skin is just, like, not doin u justice? like, maybe u look in the mirror and u think, dang, i wish i could look as good as my minecraft character? well, do i have the server for u!

    this server is like a magical makeover studio for ur minecraft self. we got the best photographers in the game, ready to make u look like a million diamonds. they’ll take ur pic and edit it so u look like a total blocky babe. u won’t even recognize urself!

    join our server and get ready to slay all day with ur new and improved minecraft look. trust me, once u see urself in all ur pixelated glory, u’ll never wanna log off. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become the minecraft model u were always meant to be!

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