Appearance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

emotional response, Effort, Girlfriend, Communication, Expectations

Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

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CraftyBoomerAge

CraftyBoomerAge, Technology, Exercise, Maturity, Experience

Join our Minecraft server and instantly age yourself by 10 years! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll go from a fresh-faced youngster to a wise old sage in no time. Why waste time growing up the old-fashioned way when you can fast-track your aging process with us?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie grandmas who are hell-bent on stealing all the cookies in the land. Can you outsmart these wrinkly foes and reclaim the coveted cookies for yourself?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret hidden level where you can ride around on flying dentures and engage in epic toothbrush jousting tournaments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your inner elderly warrior. Just don’t forget to pack your denture adhesive and anti-aging cream – you’re gonna need it!

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DadCraft Drama: Daughter Edition

relationship issues, gala event, family dynamics, stepdaughter relationship, DadCraft

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy family drama but in blocky form! So, get this, we got this player (30F) who’s chilling with her MIL and husband (37M), right? And then the husband asks her to take his daughter (12F) shopping for a dress. But wait, plot twist, the daughter’s mom is teaching her extreme hippy stuff like not showering, wearing dirty clothes, and not brushing her teeth! 😱

Fast forward to a gala event where the husband is receiving an award, and the wife straight up tells him she’s embarrassed to be seen with the daughter in public because she looks like a homeless child! 🤣 Even the MIL agrees that the daughter shouldn’t come to the event because she’ll make them look bad.

Like, can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would go down on our server? Join now for a wild ride of family drama and fashion disasters in Minecraft form! 😂✨👗🧼 #MinecraftMadness

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CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

body image, Argument, weight loss, love, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

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31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

ethnicity, Human, mid-thirties, Identity, 31 year old

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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UglyCelebSightings

Perception, controversial, Gorgeous, Media, FAMOUS

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!

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Users Playground

barter, virtual currency, SMP experience, Voting, Community

Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com

Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

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ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

Upset, #facial hair, ShaveCraft, dry responses, Surprise

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

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CreepyCamo in Minecraft SMP

Outfit, smp, unsettling, peculiar, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex skin? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear pink tutus and chicken hats! That’s right, if you’re not rocking that fabulous combo, you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creep Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of creeping people out in the most hilarious ways possible. From hiding in bushes and whispering spooky jokes to building giant statues of themselves with googly eyes, these creeps will keep you on your toes (and laughing your pants off) at all times.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a community of misfits and pranksters, come on down to our server and show us your best creepy outfit. Just remember, if you’re not making people laugh or cringe, you’re doing it wrong!

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Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

Minecraft, Identity, Traditions, Cunt, customs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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