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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
