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  • Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP

    Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4753
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 5543
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even Queen Elizabeth is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s joined our server and she’s causing quite the stir with her controversial opinions. But hey, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where even royalty is getting involved?

    Join us for a chance to team up with Queen Elizabeth herself and take on crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden treasure that Queen Elizabeth has stashed away in her secret dungeon.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a royally good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8875
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    2. Our admin once accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, until they started pooping rainbows everywhere.

    3. We have a legendary treasure hunt that involves solving riddles, dodging traps, and maybe even facing off against a giant chicken boss. The loot? A diamond pickaxe that never breaks and a pair of enchanted boots that make you run as fast as The Flash.

    4. Our community events include building competitions where the theme is always “build the ugliest house possible”. Trust us, you’ve never seen such abominations in your life.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4214
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Animals Bred: 124 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ores Mined: 5242
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24

    Apparently Minecraft SMP the people in this picture are 23 and 24
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2053
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ores Mined: 3313 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Villages Defended: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to discover the fountain of youth! Our players have found a way to reverse aging in real life just by playing on our server. Don’t believe us? Just ask our 23 and 24-year-old players who look like they’re in their 80s! It’s like Benjamin Button, but in Minecraft form. Come join us and unlock the secrets to eternal youth…or at least have a good laugh at our ridiculous aging process.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

    Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4334
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 138 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Runes Activated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

    Why join our server?Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

    So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

    CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7559
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

    Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pervs & Creepers

    Pixel Pervs & Creepers
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5074
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

    – Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

    – Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

    – And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

    ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2925
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 167 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9913
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 332272
    Mines Excavated: 4925 Villages Defended: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1135
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

    Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2019
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7356
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Potions Brewed: 111 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Crops Grown: 7581
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4518
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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