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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2525 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4007 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
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