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BroBro’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner hero and stand up to creeps like the one who flirted with OP’s girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to chug drinks, kiss your girlfriend, and flip off anyone who messes with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy confrontations, and the chance to save the day like a true knight in shining armor. Who needs a high-value client when you can have thrilling escapades in the world of Minecraft?

Don’t let anyone tell you to suck it up for the sake of money – on our server, we value integrity, courage, and standing up for what’s right. Plus, you might even get to witness a brother losing his hair in spots due to sheer rage (not guaranteed, but hey, anything can happen in Minecraft)!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, being a hero is the name of the game!

StepDadSassCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4977
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ores Mined:	5218	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!

NoTol3r8!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5589	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

#cyberattacks, administrative, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyber warfare tactics, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Espionage, financial institutions, Government, HACKING, Information Security, intelligence, national security, russia, russian military, Servers, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5527	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	143	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4732	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!