WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN RECREATE THE APOLOGY SPEECH WHILE RIDING A PIG AND THROWING POTATOES AT CREEPERS.
ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT TOILET MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT.
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ANTICS AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE BRAIN DAMAGE.
Our server is the perfect place to teach young ones right from wrong, whether they’re NPCs or real players. No more eye-rolling or refusing to share tables here – we believe in creating a harmonious virtual family where apologies are encouraged and justice is served by building pixelated courts.
So come on down and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life family dinners when you can have a Minecraft feast with us? Join now and be the hero your blocky relatives never knew they needed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Apology Tree, where players must apologize to it in order to receive rare and valuable items. Don’t worry, the tree has a forgiving nature… most of the time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, if you see a talking pig wearing a top hat, just go with it. Trust us, he gives great advice.
WE GOT PIXELATED CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS SAYIN SORRY AND GIVIN OUT FREE DIAMOND BLOCKS AS COMPENSATION.
COME BUILD A PIXELATED TEEPEE AND RIDE A PIXELATED MOOSE WHILE WE MAKE HISTORY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD.
JOIN US FOR SOME PIXELATED APOLOGY FUN!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your ex, like Steve, who couldn’t commit to marriage even after 8 years of dating. In our world, you can build your dream wedding venue without any commitment-phobic partners holding you back.
Join us and leave all your family drama behind, just like our player who skipped her niece’s Disneyland trip because her ex was invited. On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals who will never invite your ex to a birthday party.
So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a part of their crazy crew!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting a move on the dance floor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. It’s time to apologize for ever playing on those boring, basic servers. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Welcome to Build Banter & Beyond!
World started @ 10PM MT Feb 8th 2024
What is our purpose? To create a community that can Build together, Banter with each other, & explore Beyond Minecrafts normal limits. With the goal of hopefully never resetting the world, instead, once we feel bored or want a change, we will move the spawn point far away. This gives people the chance to reset themselves by leaving their past gear, ores, etc. in their last area. If or when the spawn gets moved, people do not need to reset themselves; they can freely use their old base or bring stuff with them to the new area.
I plan to always bring in new people to the server so there’s always an active playerbase, with new friends being made!
Whats different? No Natural Health Regen. What does this mean? When you take damage, no matter how full your hunger is, it won’t regenerate your lost hearts that that pesky skeleton took from you. How can you regenerate your health? Fairly simple: when you spawn, you’ll be given two golden apples to start with. Use them wisely, as they will bring your health back up. You can also use things such as potions, beacons, or crafting golden apples. Why this change? Too make the game feel more like a challenge, no matter how late you are.
Endermen greifing has been disabled. Creepers, and Ghasts still do their thing, though.
Single-player sleep is turned on to make sleeping through restless nights easier.
Apply here:
Server-side mods / Datapacks (None need to be installed client side)
Bluemaps
Coord Finder
Blazeandcave’s Advancements
VanillaTweaks
Vertical Slabs
Simple Voice Chat
View Distance Fix
Rules:
18+
FreeCam is allowed to take screenshots or look at builds.(not to find spawners, strongholds, ect..)
Sand/Gravel/Gravel/Rail, or powdered concrete dupers are allowed.
Tnt Dupers are allowed.
Carpet dupers are allowed.
Mob switches are allowed. (MUST have an off switch.)
DO not dupe anything besides Sand/Gravel/Powdered Concrete/TNT and Carpet dupes for fuel.
No leaving floating tree’s at spawn.
Bases must be at least 700 blocks away from spawn.
If using a large amount of hoppers, they must be covered to decrease lag.
Hello fellow crafters!
We’re looking for some mature, non-toxic players to join us on this unique twist of SMP. The server introduces the classic prison gamemode that was popular around 2016, you start at rank A and have to work your way to the last rank, Z. Each rank has their own mine where you collect blocks and sell them at the mines shop. Each rank unlocks perks & commands that help you out in SMP (more homes, receive death coordinates, /trash ect). The server was released on the 12th of January 2024 so everything is still super fresh. We have resource worlds that reset monthly to provide you with a constant source of materials, we try to preserve the main world for building only.
Features:
• A-Z Ranks • Land Claiming • Resource worlds (resets monthly) • PyroFishing (over 130 custom fish with daily fishing tournaments) • Daily quests • Plenty of QOL Features • Casino • Chat Games
We’d love for you to hop online and say hello!
IP: prisonsmp.net
Bedrock port: 19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/prisonsmp