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  • ButlerBystanderMC

    ButlerBystanderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

    He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

    But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

    So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

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  • CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

    CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

    And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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  • PrankCraft: Cheater’s Revenge

    PrankCraft: Cheater’s Revenge
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and trust.

    Picture this: a player who has undergone a miraculous transformation, shedding pounds like a snake sheds its skin. But wait, her boyfriend is not too thrilled about her newfound confidence and starts getting possessive. Cue the phone snooping and mistaken identity pranks that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of relationships in the virtual world, where trust is as fragile as a glass block and secrets are as hidden as diamonds in the depths of a mineshaft. Who will come out on top? Who will fall victim to the pitfalls of jealousy and insecurity? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the drama is worth it.

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  • BabyCraftAdvice

    BabyCraftAdvice
    Are you tired of boring baby name discussions? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you pick the perfect name for your little bundle of joy! Our virtual baby naming experts will guide you through the process with tips and tricks that are out of this world.

    Imagine a world where baby names are chosen through epic battles and quests. On our server, you can embark on a journey to find the most unique and powerful name for your child. Will you choose a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies, or one that brings joy and laughter to all who hear it?

    Join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might even discover a name so legendary that it will be whispered in awe for generations to come. Don’t let boring baby name discussions get you down – join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

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  • GayAwayCraft

    GayAwayCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists!

    Picture this: a 47-year-old dad, two kids, a Catholic upbringing gone wrong, a bisexual son, a toxic relationship, and a sudden return to faith. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of family life, religion, and self-acceptance. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own beliefs and life choices along the way. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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  • EduCraft Minecraft Server

    EduCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Uncle Harry brought his new flame Jess to a family party.

    Jess, the self-proclaimed genius, shocked us all with her unique perspectives on life. From thinking Europe is no longer a thing to believing that having unprotected sex while pregnant will give you twins, she’s a real gem. And let’s not forget her belief that north is up and cars don’t need to be locked because, well, keys exist for a reason!

    But the real kicker was when she decided to give medical advice to someone undergoing fertility treatments. According to Jess, all you need to do is eat right to “repair” yourself. Who needs doctors when you have Jess, right?

    So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from Jess’s unique wisdom. Just don’t forget to buckle up, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

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  • StepDadCop Minecraft Server

    StepDadCop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

    So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

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  • SwiftTicketFlipper

    SwiftTicketFlipper
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.

    So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

    And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

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  • WifeStealerCraft

    WifeStealerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

    Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

    Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

    So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

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