apologizing from the heart Minecraft Servers

NoKidsNoCreepers

alternative paths, career focus, childfree, emotional readiness, environmental impact, financial concerns, freedom, fulfillment, future plans, health reasons, individual preferences, Lifestyle, long-term commitments, NoKidsNoCreepers, parenting responsibilities, personal choice, reasons for not having kids, relationship dynamics, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as irresponsible as you want without any consequences! Build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even start a llama racing league! Who needs kids when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and zero diaper changes? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

SurvivalCage

Adventure, Balanced, banned, dream team, Enhanced, Environment, fair, Fun, Gaming, Justice, Minecraft, multiplayer, rules, SCDevs, SCDevs team, Server, Survival, SurvivalCage, Vanilla, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Hello there!

Welcome to SurvivalCage, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience. You’re about to embark on a journey like no other, where every aspect of the game has been finely tuned to provide the best survival adventure you’ve ever encountered. Many start their Minecraft journey in single-player mode, but the true magic unfolds in the world of multiplayer servers. And here at “SurvivalCage,” we pride ourselves on being the climax of that experience. Our server offers a meticulously balanced environment, ensuring an unparalleled enhanced-vanilla experience.

The SCDevs team, the masterminds behind SurvivalCage, have poured their heart and soul into crafting this server just for you. Our team works in perfect harmony, earning the title of the “dream team.” We are dedicated to providing a seamless and enjoyable gaming experience.

Justice is our cornerstone. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior. Our rules are enforced rigorously, no matter who you are. Whether you’re best friends with an admin or a major donor, if you hack, you’re BANNED. We uphold our rules strictly to ensure a fair and fun environment for all.

Join the adventure and be part of something extraordinary at SurvivalCage

ms.survivalcage.com

Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the {Towny} stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Bro, building, Casual, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, memes, multiplayer, nationstates, player, prank, PvP, Server, smp, stay, Survival, Systems, Targeted, Towny, Trade, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map will be approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.

Come join us in Nation-States! Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.
What is the map size?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	The server uses the Towny claiming system.
Is the server more focused on building or PvP?	The server is targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, but there are systems in place for those wanting PvP.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord by clicking on this link.

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, Anime girl, anime trends, character analysis, character design, Character development, Character Ranking, character spotlight, cute, Drill hair, DrillGirl, fan favorite, favorite character, instant best girl, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, otaku culture, popular character, Server, unique hairstyle, waifu

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make you stand out from the crowd – drill hair! That’s right, with our custom plugin, your character will have fabulous drill hair that will instantly make you the best girl on the server. No more blending in with the crowd, now you’ll be turning heads and making everyone jealous of your epic hairstyle.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!

Minecraft SMP: Olympic Blockbuster

athletes, Black community, blockbuster, BREAKING, buck breaking, Competition, controversy, cultural impact, documentary, Event, Exploitation, Goat, History, media representation, Minecraft, Olympic, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, smp, social commentary, sports, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	429962	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t eat all the cake in the village).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Buck Breaking GOAT. Witness their epic skills tomorrow and prepare to be amazed. Who knew breaking bucks could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword for protection. See you in the game!

HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Havoc, HIMARS, Incompetence, international relations, Milbloggers, Military analysis, Military experts, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military technology, military-news, RAGE, Russian, Russian battalion, russian military, security threats, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war in Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a russian milblogger blaming incompetence for ukrainian HIMARS strike that destroyed russian battalion! build ur own battalion and defend against crazy attacks from other players! create alliances with ukrainian players and launch epic battles that will go down in history! who will come out on top in this wild world of military madness?! join now and find out!

DreamPhoneCraft

addiction, Behavior, Communication, Daily Life, digital age, disconnect, DreamPhoneCraft, dreams, FANTASY, habits, imagination, modern society, Psychology, Reality, screen time, Sleep, smartphones, subconscious, Technology, Usage, virtual

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

Builders, building, Community, Creative, enjoy building, Folks, Freebuild, Jam, java, large biomes world generation, leadership, plotless, prevent damage, Relax, Server, Slow, Stuff, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Votes:	4846
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any building restrictions?	No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
How can I join the community?	You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, assistance needed, brother, Community, Generosity, hard-up, Help, help needed, in need, Kindness, lending a hand, Minecraft, PLEA, reaching out, Request, seeking help, Server, Support, support system, Texarkana, Texarkana area, TexarkanaCraft, Wins

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!