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Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7062
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

abortion, consequence-free sex, education, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, Expert, feminism, gender equality, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal responsibility, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, self-care, smp, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, stigma, Therapy, Ummm, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Drama, emotional turmoil, episode, forbidden love, friendship, HEARTBREAK, japanese, koi, Love Triangle, male bonding, Manga, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, Muraibros, NTR, relationships, romance, Secrets, Server, temptation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9514
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, connoisseur, crash log, crash to desktop, creeper, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, HUD guide, Lost to the Zone, Minecraft, mod guide, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, shadow of Chernobyl, smp, Stalker, Start guide, Steam Settings, xray log

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Crops Grown:	1925
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6615
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KDE Connect Minecraft SMP

Android, Benefits, Communication, Connect, cross-platform, data transfer, Features, file sharing, KDE, KDE Connect, KDE Plasma, linux, Minecraft, mobile app, Notifications, open source, productivity, remote control, review, smp, software, synchronization, Technology, wireless

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying creepers. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you can find his secret stash of enchanted golden apples, he will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to pack some extra armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

brown hair, friend’s hair, Grooming, hair care, hair colors, hair cycles, hair differences, hair frequency, hair growth, hair habits, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair routine, hair schedule, hair styles, hair textures, hair trimming, Haircut, Havoc, Minecraft, personal care, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our players’ haircuts is the gameplay itself! Join us if you want to be part of a community where cutting your hair every 6 months is considered normal, and where your brown friend cuts theirs every fortnight just to show off their dedication to the game.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through chat emojis. Some say they were a legendary builder in their past life, while others claim they were just really bad at PvP. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this mysterious specter and see what kind of mischief they can get up to.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hair-raising adventures, ghostly encounters, and all-around insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your shears – you never know when you might need to give yourself a quick trim to fit in with the rest of the crew.

Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

bad, Bad Luck, car trouble, Challenges, coping, difficult situations, emotional turmoil, Frustration, Hardships, Life, lost wallet, mental health, Minecraft, missed exams, nagging, OVERWHELMING, overwhelming circumstances, self harm, Sickness, smp, Streak, stress, suicidal thoughts, tough times, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6779
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	7491
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

FuriousFade is a popular Twitch streamer known for his high-energy gameplay and entertaining commentary. With a focus on first-person shooter games, he has built a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly to watch him compete and interact with viewers. His skills in gaming and engaging personality have made him a prominent figure in the streaming community.