Apologise to the GOAT Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

HateStankCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on other Minecraft servers who love the smell of rotten flesh and creeper explosions? Well, look no further because our server is a breath of fresh air (literally)! Join us and escape the stench of those other servers with our exclusive scent-free gameplay experience. Our world is filled with fragrant flowers, sweet vanilla bean farms, and even a magical potion that makes you smell like freshly baked cookies. Say goodbye to the foul odors of the Minecraft universe and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crops Grown:	2898	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s, like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. u know why? cuz we got, like, a secret underground city full of, like, diamond blocks and emerald ore. u can, like, mine for days and still not run out of precious gems.

also, we got this crazy story about how the server was actually built on top of an ancient alien spaceship. yeah, bro, aliens. they left behind all this advanced technology for us to discover. u can, like, ride flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s, like, totally insane.

oh, and did i mention the giant lava pit in the middle of the spawn area? u can, like, challenge other players to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling in. it’s, like, the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and experience all the crazy adventures that await u. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CraftyManhuntFun

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	5701
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that it caused a manhunt in Russia? Well, look no further because on this server, we have former inmates recruited to Ukraine wars allegedly killing two people! Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even participate in some epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft NeoGeo Fun – SNK Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the launch of Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves on April 24, 2025, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic wolf-themed battles. But that’s not all, we also have Mai from FF:CotW ready to kick some butt with her killer moves.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom making a comeback, so you can finally settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight between SNK and Capcom characters. Plus, we’ve got Terry from KOFXV making a surprise appearance in Street Fighter 6 – talk about a crossover event of the century!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our recent event footage for some jaw-dropping moments, and don’t forget to watch DandyJ’s hilarious beginner guide to KOF. Need some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides, Discord channels, and even a media gallery for all your SNK needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft fighter in our crazy world of wolves and warriors!

/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! In Season One, we had players battling it out for the coveted Void Shard, which holds unimaginable power. Want to get your hands on one? Join now and start farming those Void Shards like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Module Data system that will blow your mind. Combine different modules to create insane combinations and dominate the competition. Don’t believe us? Check out our Module Combination Percentages and see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have hidden Vault Spots scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all and claim the treasures hidden within? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But be warned, the competition is fierce. Players are racing to find all the Record Locations and complete the ultimate challenge. Will you be the one to come out on top and be crowned the First Descendant?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now and start your epic adventure. Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and updates. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Join now or forever hold your diamonds! #VoidShardOrBust #MinecraftMadness

CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	387	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	4480
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

LoopholeCraft: Exploit & Explore!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is full of crazy loopholes just waiting to be exploited!

Join us and discover the secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Want to fly like a bird? No problem, just find the magical feather hidden in the enchanted forest and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Captain Creeperbeard, a pirate who buried his loot in a maze of traps and puzzles. Can you outsmart the traps and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready to unleash your inner loophole master!