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GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Farms Harvested:	249	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

SimplyMC: Where Villagers drink tea, creepers apologise, and griefers cry in rain

Adventures, APOLOGISE, bettermc, Biomes, Bluemap, Community, Community Projects, CREEPERS, cry, Discord, drink, Events, Game Nights, Griefers, Ip:, Map Link, Megabase, Minecraft 1.21, Modded Release, Movie Nights, Online Map, Rain, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server Mini-games, server reset, SimplyMC, tea, Technical Farm Designers, update, villagers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

SimplyMC Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to SimplyMC, where we bring back the simplicity and joy of classic Minecraft. We welcome all players, whether its Megabase builders, or Technical Farm Designers! Our server is all about community, ensuring that every player has a voice in any changes and encouraging contributions to server projects and regular events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What types of players are welcome on SimplyMC?	We welcome all players, whether you’re a Megabase builder or a Technical Farm Designer!
What kind of community projects does SimplyMC have?	Our community works together on projects in the overworld, nether, and end dimensions to enhance the player experience.
Is there a modded server available?	Yes, we have a modded server running the BetterMC modpack for a different Minecraft experience.
Is there an online map available for players?	Yes, we have a live map (BlueMap) where players can view their creations and place markers.
When is the server reset and the Minecraft 1.21 update happening?	The server reset and Minecraft 1.21 update will occur this Sunday, bringing new features and biomes.
How can I join SimplyMC?	You can join our Discord at simplymc.net or use the server IP at join.simplymc.net

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	7405
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

Blocky Palestinians Minecraft Server

Apartheid, blocky, dates picking, denied calories, descendants, Existence, hypothetical scenario, indignity, injustice, international community, Jewish country, land taken, love for country, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, open air concentration camp, Palestinian slaves, palestinians, plenary power, Political power, self-determination, Server, stunted growth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of living in an open-air concentration camp in Minecraft? Are you sick of being denied calories and having your growth stunted in-game? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server where you can experience the thrill of fighting against oppressive forces and standing up for your rights in a virtual world. Build your own resistance camp, gather resources to survive, and take down the evil overlords who seek to control you.

Imagine a world where you, as a Minecraft player, are a descendant of oppressed villagers who have had their land taken from them by a powerful group. Will you stand up and fight for justice, or will you cower in fear like the rest of the virtual world?

Join us on this epic adventure where you can experience the struggles of the oppressed and fight for freedom in a world filled with injustice. Who knows, you might even find allies along the way who will help you in your quest for liberation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of standing up against tyranny in a virtual world like never before!

StepSisHubbyPay Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, family drama, Honesty, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Secrets, separation, Server, stepfamily, StepSisHubbyPay, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, hidden treasures, and epic battles. Build your own kingdom, tame dragons, and conquer the world with your friends by your side.

Forget about your stepsister’s husband drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and Enderman encounters instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

CatRenameGoneWrong

Assertiveness, Boundaries, cat names, CatRenameGoneWrong, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, disagreement, Etiquette, friendship, Gratitude, naming pets, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet care, pet ownership, pet relationships, Respect, shelter animals, social dynamics, Support

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	5193
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of friends trying to rename your pets on your Minecraft server? Join our server and never deal with that nonsense again! We support your right to name your virtual pets whatever you want, even if it’s something as simple as Clover. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a community that respects your naming decisions. Plus, rumor has it that Clover is actually a secret agent cat who can help you find rare resources in the game. Join now and uncover the truth behind Clover’s mysterious past!

IranianWarshipMCServer

accident, CAPSIZES, CASUALTIES, Disaster, investigation, iran, Iranian military, Iranian Navy, IranianWarshipMCServer, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, naval incident, Persian Gulf, rescue operation, Shipwreck, sinks, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, warship

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	82
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where the craziest things happen like an iranian warship capsizing and sinking. but dont worry, our server is so lit that even the warships wanna join in on the fun. we got dolphins riding pigs, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

if you join now, you might even witness a chicken riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is like “whoa, this place is bananas.” so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. join now before the iranian warships start popping up everywhere.

DonetskCraft – Shootin’ Down Russkies!

#russkies, aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, eastern europe, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Military Action, News, russia, Russian Su-25, SHOOTIN, shot down, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5793
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINIAN MILITARY SHOOTIN’ DOWN RUSSIAN PLANES IN DONETSK REGION! IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS! COME BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE CRAZY WAR HAPPENIN’ AROUND YOU! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND DRAMA ALL DAY LONG?! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME A VIRTUAL WAR HERO! #MinecraftWarZone #CrazyCraftingFun

CityPopCraft

80s, city pop, CityPopCraft, cultural music, global music, international music, Japanese pop music, Music (Industry), music appreciation, music discovery, music diversity, music enthusiasts, music evolution, music exploration, music genre, music history, music influence., music nostalgia, music trends, pop culture, Retro Music

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we mix City Pop with blocky adventures like never before! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to some sick 80s Japanese pop music – it’s like a retro party in your virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who boogies down with you as you build your epic creations. And don’t even get me started on the Diamond Disco Dance Floor, where you can show off your best moves and impress all your fellow players.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with funky tunes, explosive dance parties, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, once you experience City Pop Minecraft style, you’ll never want to leave! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyKidsBoostBrains

academic performance, attention span, behavior management, brain development, cognitive development., CraftyKidsBoostBrains, Enhance, Evidence, executive functions, experimental studies, Improvement, Interventions, long term benefits, motor skills, physical activities, Physical fitness, preschool-aged children, study, twelve weeks, young children

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1928
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally gonna make your brain work better and stuff. Like, you know how when you play Minecraft, your brain is like, “whoa, I gotta think fast and stuff”? Well, this server takes it to the next level, man. It’s like a brain workout, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, there was this one kid who joined the server and after like, twelve weeks, he was like a Minecraft genius. He could build a castle in like, five minutes flat. And his executive functions? Off the charts, man. He was making decisions faster than a creeper blows up.

So, if you wanna be a Minecraft master and have a brain that’s like, supercharged, then you gotta join this server, man. It’s like, the key to unlocking your full potential. Plus, we have like, the best community ever. Everyone is so supportive and helpful. It’s like a big Minecraft family, but with more explosions and less drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the server now and get ready to level up your brain and your building skills. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be epic!

HooverCraft Minecraft Server

Battle of Hoover Dam, Conflict, Defeat, Fallout, Fighting, first battle, Gaming, Gaming Community, History, Hoover Dam, HooverCraft, memorable moments, Memory, Minecraft, mojave desert, Nevada, Nostalgia, post-apocalyptic, Server, strategy, Victory, video games, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Ah, yes, the legendary battle of Hoover Dam. Our Minecraft server is so epic, it even has historical reenactments! Join us and relive the glory days of fighting for control of a dam in the middle of the desert. Will you be on the side of the brave water protectors or the evil dam builders? Only time will tell on this wild server where anything can happen. Plus, rumor has it that the dam is actually made of diamonds…just saying. So come on, join us and be a part of history (or at least a really cool Minecraft version of it)!

CraftyDestiny – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Braytech.org, Buffs, bungie, CraftyDestiny, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny Item Manager, Destiny Tracker, dim, Dps, Gunsmith, Light.gg, Minecraft, Patch 8.0.0.6, press kits, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab, Ultimate

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9219	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers!

Our server is so epic that even the Guardians from Destiny 2 have started migrating to our world. They heard about our legendary loot drops and couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where you can trade with aliens from outer space. They have the best deals on enchanted diamond swords and potions that will make you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest world you’ve ever seen!

MugBlockerCraft

annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, gift from grandma, MugBlockerCraft, office culture, office dynamics, office kitchen, overreacted, personal belongings, personal mug, Petty, possessive, Respect, sentimental value, shared space, Understanding, unique design, workplace etiquette

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	8482	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!