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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	1065	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	8907
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	New Chunks Explored:	871877
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Farms Harvested:	739	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	8536	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	173
New Chunks Explored:	846727	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	132	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!