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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3029	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	256
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3476
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2171
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun

Ads, bounded social media places, control, CraftyChats, digital communication, echo chambers, Groups, Harassment, influencers, information sharing, justfun, NoAds, NoTrolls, online communities, online privacy, online safety, polarized posts, private chats, research, Risks, social media, social-networking, University of Michigan, user behavior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!