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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3674 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!