Apocalypto 2 teaser Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	141	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	5897	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Votes:	3555

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimension Hops:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	125	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!