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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2224 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 68 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.
our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?