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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
