come join our minecraft server for the most epic zombie apocalypse experience ever! forget about those lame cars that won’t let you run over zombies, on our server, you can drive a flying unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its butt!
we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop double the loot? it’s like trick or treating every day!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate zombie slayer with a rainbow-farting unicorn by your side!
