🔥Apocalypse: 2012 Minecraft Servers

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Emeralds Found:	7902	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5274	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Items Found:	2023	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3772	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Animals Bred:	181	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Farms Harvested:	786
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Crazy Apocalypse: 2012 Minecraft Servers