Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.
So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the PvP battles are so intense that even Nori’s slaps can send players flying! Imagine the sheer power behind those slaps if they can take down someone wielding an Uzi. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness Nori’s legendary slapping skills in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in this wild and wacky world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to withstand Nori’s mighty slaps!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Messi’s retirement party? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Ronaldo couldn’t handle it and ended up overdosing on excitement!
Join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community where players from all over the world are dropping jaws faster than Ronaldo drops goals. We’ve got more twists and turns than a telenovela, with scandals that will make your head spin faster than Messi’s footwork on the field.
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see why players from Mexico, Chile, and Romania are literally dying to be a part of our server! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can embrace the sweet release of death and be long forgotten in peace!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tombstone, hold funeral services for your fallen pixel pals, and even participate in ghostly PvP battles in the afterlife! Who needs diamonds when you can have eternal rest and relaxation instead?
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in spooky fun. Just remember, death is only the beginning of your Minecraft adventure here!
Are you ready to experience a post-apocalyptic Minecraft server like never before? Join us on our server where the Courier chose Yes Man and chaos ensues! The NCR brands him a terrorist, the Tunnelers from the Divide wreak havoc on Vegas, and don’t even get us started on those pesky Sierra Madre clouds and ghosts running amok. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join now for a truly unique and insane Minecraft experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give a hoot about renaming bridges after anyone! Why waste time arguing about names when you could be building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow gamers?
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We don’t care about political correctness or historical accuracy – we just want to have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about bridge names when you can be slaying dragons and exploring hidden dungeons? Let’s leave the drama to the NPCs and focus on what really matters – having a hilarious and unforgettable time in our crazy Minecraft universe.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where Beyoncé isn’t worshipped like the queen she is? Look no further, because on our server, Beyoncé is our girl and we bow down to her fabulousness every day! Join us for epic Beyoncé dance parties, where we build pixelated shrines in her honor and blast her music through the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you have Queen Bey ruling over your Minecraft kingdom? So come on over and join the Beyhive on our server – because if Beyoncé approves, you know it’s gonna be fierce!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we explore the age-old question: can homosexual love bloom in a post-apocalyptic world? Join us as we navigate through a world filled with zombies, mutants, and creepers, all while searching for love in the most unexpected places.
Our server is not your average Minecraft experience – here, you’ll find secret underground bunkers filled with rainbow-colored loot, pride parades through the Nether, and even a matchmaking service run by a friendly Enderman named Fabio.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that celebrates love in all its forms, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? Come for the adventure, stay for the romance – who knows, you might just find your soulmate among the ruins.
Are you tired of waiting to find a woman and settle down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and we guarantee that you’ll find love before a nuclear holocaust wipes out humanity. Our server is so magical, it’s been known to bring people together in the most unexpected ways. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers and zombies to bond over? Join us now and start crafting your love story!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting screwed over by Sylvia is all part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when Sylvia decides to mess with your plans in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll come out stronger and more resilient in the end. So why wait? Join our server and see if you can outsmart Sylvia and come out on top!
Are you tired of feeling like the underdog in love and life? Join our Minecraft server and turn your luck around! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about unrequited love or career-ending injuries. In fact, our rival players will be so impressed by your skills that they’ll be drooling over you instead! Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a world where you always come out on top. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!
Welcome to EarthForgeMC! We’re back after shutting down in 2020, and we’re ready for a small-scale comeback.
EarthForgeMC offers a classic lightweight survival experience with a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here.
Explore vast landscapes filled with wilderness and challenges. Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone creations
.Join us as we rediscover the joy of survival and creativity. EarthForgeMC awaits your adventure – join our community today!
Protected claims
Auction house + chest shops + player driven economy
Classic survival experience
Player warps
It’s been a while since I’ve been back on Minecraft and I wanted a classic survival experience to play. Come and join! – hockeyman0124
We’re thrilled to welcome you to our brand-new Minecraft server, where the journey begins in a vast world of endless possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, SteezyMC is the perfect place to call home.
Embark on Your Survival Journey: We will be kicking things off with a familiar favorite- Survival! Spawn in and teleport to the wilderness via the portal at spawn or through the /rtp command. From there you can dive into our immersive survival world, where the only limit is your imagination. From building towering fortresses to exploring hidden caves, there’s always something new to discover. Players will be able to protect their land using claim blocks. If you are unfamiliar with GriefPrevention, help and documentation will be provided in our discord (click here).
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get dubs to see her big smelly pooper! That’s right, every time you roll doubles, you get a special sneak peek at a giant pooper made out of blocks. It’s the ultimate challenge for all Minecraft players who dare to enter our crazy world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the big smelly pooper!