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CarCrafters: WIBTA?

CAR, CarCrafters, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, stepson, WIBTA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	138514

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful stepkids who think you’re the devil? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and crafting, where the only monsters you’ll encounter are the ones in the game.

Just like this stepson who thinks he can get away with anything, our server is full of surprises and challenges. Take on the role of a fearless adventurer and conquer the virtual world with your friends.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the drama at home, our server is the perfect escape. No need for a car here – just hop on your trusty virtual steed and ride into the sunset (or maybe just into a cave full of diamonds).

So come join us and leave the real-life monsters behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who appreciate you for the awesome player you are. See you in the game!

FruitNinjaCraft

exotic fruits, fruit alternatives, fruit choices, fruit consumption, fruit discoveries, fruit diversity, fruit exploration, fruit favorites, fruit options, fruit preferences, fruit recommendations, fruit selection, fruit suggestions, fruit tasting, fruit variety, FruitNinjaCraft, Healthy Eating, tropical fruits, uncommon fruits, underrated fruits, unique fruits

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the fruitiest one out there! We’re not talking about your average apples and bananas, oh no. We’re all about the underrated fruits here. Join us and feast on the juiciest durian, the spikiest rambutan, and the weirdest looking horned melon you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Fruit Warriors, a group of players who have mastered the art of fruit-based combat. Watch as they battle it out with watermelon swords and pineapple grenades, all in the name of fruity glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the fruit is always fresh and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite fruit along the way!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

accession, Agreement, Commission, eastern europe, Economic, EU, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, european union, Expansion, integration, Join, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moldova, negotiations, Partnership, Political, process, Ready, Server, Start, talks, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

OMG u guys, dis server is like the Ukraine and Moldova of Minecraft servers, ready to join the EU of epicness! Commission says it’s gonna be LIT AF! Join now for a chance to negotiate your way to the top and become a Minecraft legend. We promise there will be no boring political talks, just pure fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NusieratNuked8Terrorists

airstrikes, armed conflict, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, gaza, idf, international law, investigation, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, names, Nusierat, NusieratNuked8Terrorists, palestine, terrorists, UN school strike, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we blow up more terrorists than the IDF! We’re like a bunch of crazy ninjas taking down baddies left and right. Our server is so epic, even the UN is keeping track of our kill count. Join now and be part of the action-packed madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions and chaos all day long? Let’s goooooo! 🚀💣🔥

JudgementalCraft

conformity, criticism, double standards, Human nature, Hypocrisy, Individuality, Insecurity, judgement, JudgementalCraft, peer pressure, public opinion, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, societal norms

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

join dis server if u wanna see some real dramaaaa! we got people judgin’ errything like it’s a dang competition. u can watch as they make fools of themselves while u sit back and laugh. plus, u can be as unremarkable as u want and no one will even notice cuz they too busy bein’ all judgy and stuff. come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about!

SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths

#smokecraft, deaths, Premature

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1427
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, cuz this one is on fire…literally! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with wildfire smoke!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the smoke. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up coughing so much that they turned into a zombie! True story, bro.

But don’t worry, we also have some sick perks on this server. Like, did you know that if you collect enough smoke particles, you can actually fly? Yeah, I know, it sounds cray-cray, but it’s true! So come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in our smoky world. Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a lung-burning adventure!

Nerdcrafteria Network: We’ve Got More Games Than A Penguin Has Feathers!

atmosphere, Community, Discord, donation, Economy, family, feathers, games, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nerdcrafteria, Network, Non-profit, Other, Penguin, Perks, Plots, Resources, rules, Server, Shop, Tour, Video, Website, Weve

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Emeralds Found:	2061	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Nerdcrafteria Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.Nerdcrafteria.com
Minecraft Version	1.20.4

Overview:

Nerdcrafteria is the official Minecraft server by Nerdfighters, for Nerdfighters! Players work together to create a fun environment with multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.

Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers and promotes a family-friendly gaming environment while raising money for The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.

Donation Store:

100% of proceeds from the Donation Store go to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck. Make sure to check with your parents if you’re under 18 before making any purchases.

More Information:

Visit Nerdcrafteria.com for more information, join the Discord server, and watch the server tour video!

FAQ:

Is Nerdcrafteria a family-friendly server?: Yes, Nerdcrafteria is a family-friendly, PG oriented server.
Who owns Nerdcrafteria?: Nerdcrafteria is owned by Hank Green of the Vlogbrothers.
Can I donate to Nerdcrafteria?: Yes, you can donate through the Donation store. 100% of proceeds go to The Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck.
Are there different worlds in Nerdcrafteria?: Yes, there are multiple worlds including a main world, resource world, survival, skyblock, and creative worlds.
What is the server motto?: The server motto is DFTBA which stands for “Don’t Forget To Be Awesome”.

BlameMyParentsMCServer

adult child, afraid, Blame, BlameMyParentsMCServer, communication problems, difficult family dynamics, emotional distress, Family issues, fear, Frustration, homeschooling, Jobless, lack of employment, lack of independence, Living at home, living situation, parental influence, parents, Resentment, retard, self-esteem issues

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	415640
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

YankeeRage Minecraft Server

American, anger, Conflict, confusion, controversy, current events, debate, disagreement, Division, emotions, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, News, polarizing, Politics, RAGE, Server, Social Issues, society, Upset, Usa, YankeeRage

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7387
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because this server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage even the most seasoned American player!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for an entire week.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is… (insert server name here)! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity tested like never before.

Stepmom Bday Bash – Minecraft Server

Bash, BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, children, Dinner, entitled, family, family dynamic, Father, husband, Inside Out 2, Kids, Message, Minecraft, Pixar Movie, refusal, Server, sharing, stepmom, stepmother, tradition, Upset

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crops Grown:	7540	Enchantments Applied:	115
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of traditions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy celebrations!

Just like this player’s birthday tradition, we have our own unique way of celebrating. Every year, we host a massive in-game party where players can battle it out in epic PvP battles, build the craziest structures, and even hunt down rare mobs for special rewards.

But beware, just like this player’s stepmother, there may be some unexpected guests crashing the party. Will you stand your ground like a boss and defend your right to celebrate in your own way? Or will you join forces with the invaders for an unforgettable birthday bash?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin!