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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 470 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!