APEX SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

Beyond, Chad, Chads, Competition, danger, envy, Experience, hate, Incels, Insecurity, Jealousy, MANSION, Minecraft, Misogyny, niggas, relationships, Resentment, serious, social dynamics, toxic masculinity, unreal, Virgins, Women

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	2568
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

Adversity, Anime, base form, Blindfolded, Butts, challenge, CREEPERS, CRIPPLEku, determination, disabled, DisabledCraft, ears, ears plugged, Inspirational, kicking, LIMBS, Manga, motivation, perseverance, Plugged, power, sick, Starved, strength, tired, triumph, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

adult content, Adventures, arousal, blocky, BOOTY, Climax, desire, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, FARTING, fetish, hot girl, hottest sexual experience, INTIMATE, Kinky, Naughty, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, Share, shitting, STEAMIEST, Stories, taboo

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!

aggression, altercation, altercation in country, battle, brawl, brawls, clash, Conflict, Confrontation, Country, disagreement, Dispute, Fights, hostility, International, Minecraft, PALS, physical altercation, PIXEL, PunchUp, Quarrel, scuffle, Server, SKIRMISH, tussle, violence, violent confrontation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door.

Mococo’s Tummy vs. Minecraft – The Ultimate Showdown!

advertising, branding, Business, challenge, compete, Competition, customer satisfaction, Digital Marketing, growth, how can, innovation, market analysis, Marketing, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, pricing strategy, product development, showdown, social media marketing, strategy, success, tummy, Ultimate

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	946	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make your tummy feel like it’s stuck in a never-ending loop of blandness? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly your screen is filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want to do that?! On our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, laugh-inducing adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and hello to the wacky world of Minewind!

– “Crafty McCraftface: The Blockbuster Server” – “Pixelated Pandemonium: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness” – “Blocktopia: Where Your Wildest Minecraft Dreams Come True” – “Creeper Chaos: Explosive Fun for Everyone” – “Diamond Dynasty: Mine, Build, Conquer!” – “The Ender Realm: Enter if You Dare” – “Redstone Ruckus: Where Engineers Rule” – “The Netherworld: Hotter Than Hell” – “Piggy Paradise: Oink-tastic Adventures Await” – “Enderdragon Empire: Dominate or Be Dominated”

1. Summer, Adventures, Await, bbq, Beach, blockbuster, blocktopia, BUILD, camping, Chaos, Conquer, Crafty, creeper, Diamond, DOMINATE, Dominated, dreams, DYNASTY, Empire, Ender, Enderdragon, Engineers, enter, explosive, Friends, Fun, Hell, Hiking, hot weather, HOTTER, ice cream, madness, McCraftface, Memories, Minecraft, Netherworld, Oinktastic, outdoor activities 3. Family time, Pandemonium, Paradise, Piggy, pixelated, pool party 4. Sunshine, Realm, Redstone, Relaxation, road trip, Ruckus, rule, Server, sun 2. Adventure, travel, True, Ultimate, vacation, WILDEST

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because THIS SUMMER we have the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of glittering diamonds, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater city where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds, and a hidden jungle temple where you can play mini-games with talking parrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us THIS SUMMER for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Hellbound Believers: Where Christians and Muslims Clash in Minecraft!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Believers, Bigotry, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, clash, Condemnation, discrimination, FAITH, Hell, Hellbound, humor, Hypocrisy, ignorance, intolerance, Islam, judgment, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, muslims, Religion, salvation, swatting, valeriasweets92

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Dragon Eggs Found:	9544
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike!

Join us and experience a world where swatting is actually just a hilarious misunderstanding and where valeriasweets92 is the reigning queen of comedy (even if she doesn’t know it yet).

With crazy events like “The Great Sheep Rebellion” and “The Battle of the Exploding Chickens,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our way to victory!

Crafty Final Fantasy: XIVg Edition – Where Endwalker General Meets Minecraft Madness!

14-hour Broadcast, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, Dungeon Meshi Viewing, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FFXIV Meetups, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, In-game Events, konosuba s3, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, madness, meets, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie Meetups, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, who am i, xivg

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Fist of Rhalgr Edition! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other.

Embark on epic quests and battle alongside Final Fantasy XVI characters in our exclusive collaboration event. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – it’s a treasure hunt like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Test your skills in our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and dominate in our PvP Series 5. And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered.

Join us for movie meetups where we watch everything from spooky anime to classic martial arts films. And don’t forget our FFXIV meetups with special guests and exclusive in-game events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Fist of Rhalgr Edition and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Fails University: Where You’ll Fail Classes But Succeed in Minecraft!

academic failure, academic pressure, academic stress, balancing work and school, Classes, college challenges, college expectations, college struggles, Crafting, Fail, failing classes, Fails, feeling defeated, feeling hopeless, lack of focus, lack of motivation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, procrastination, second time in college, struggling students, study habits, Succeed, Time management, time-wasting habits, University, working full-time, Youll

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2340
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities getting in the way of your block-building dreams? Well, fear not, because on our server, time-management is a thing of the past!

Join us and escape the clutches of adulthood as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. No more wasting time on real-life nonsense, like going to college or working full-time.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to chill, mine, and build to their heart’s content. So come on over and let your inner child run wild in a land where responsibilities are a thing of the past. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SpaceCraft LOLz: Astro Royale

adopted children, anger, Astro, Astro Royale, Bestie, blood related son, boom, children, comets, dad, era of peace, gang boss, Laughter, lolz, power, Royale.., second in command, shadow super powers, shock, spacecraft, Successor, TOKYO, yakuza clan

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to become part of the wildest yakuza gang in Minecraft history.

Picture this: a gang boss with 12 adopted children and 1 blood-related son. When the boss unexpectedly kicks the bucket, everyone is on edge waiting to see who will take over. But instead of the expected successor, the boss’s bestie is chosen as the new leader. And guess what? He’s the 12th adopted son! Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, comets come crashing down on Tokyo and suddenly everyone has shadow super powers. That’s right, you could be running around with superhuman abilities in a post-apocalyptic world where peace is just a shadow away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!