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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 553 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!
So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!
