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ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Experience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing a survival Minecraft experience with longevity and community.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.

Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.

Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.

FantasyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Sephiroth’s hair? Look no further than our server, where you can battle mobs with Buster Swords and summon Chocobos to ride into battle!

Join us and experience Final Fantasy like never before, with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro RPG world. Our server is so awesome, even Cloud Strife himself would trade in his motorcycle for a minecart just to play here.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE, where you can fight against Leviathans and ride on the backs of dragons. And don’t forget about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, where you can relive the classic story with a twist – now featuring dancing Tonberries!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Warrior of Light in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, even Kefka would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

FilipinaGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Farms Harvested:	409
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Filipina girlfriends just waiting to build with you! Join now for a chance to find your perfect pixelated partner and create the most epic pixel art together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their daring escapades and unlock exclusive chicken-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

CatCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6243	Towns Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3911
Villages Defended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	6685
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	172	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:

Simple Voice ChatDistant

The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:

among many other

We look forward to seeing you!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods Minecraft Server

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9749
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	8086
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5886	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “Know The Difference edition” that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!