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CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	765793	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2596	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	754863
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	5824

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!