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Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2487	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1462	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
New Chunks Explored:	640979	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ores Mined:	8801	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar

CraftyPolishPatriots

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8519	Potions Brewed:	131
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Villages Defended:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442

Cash is a singer-songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. His music blends elements of folk, rock, and country, creating a unique sound that resonates with audiences. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Johnny Cash, Cash delivers authentic and raw performances that leave a lasting impression. His honest songwriting and powerful voice have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

EtiquetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3149
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ores Mined:	3749	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of sportsmanship and etiquette like you’ve never seen before! Start off each game by wishing your opponents good luck and have fun, because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Even when you’re losing, remember to say good game and show respect to your fellow gamers. Compliment your opponent’s sick plays and be patient with your teammates – after all, we’re all just trying to survive in this crazy blocky world. So come on, join us for a game where manners and good vibes reign supreme!

Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8228
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the Incestards are on suicide watch because our community is just that chaotic and hilarious. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.

Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.

But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.