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Genital Rubbing Apes
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s where all da cool chimps and bonobos hang out to relieve social tension by rubbin’ their genitals! Like, who needs therapy when u can just hop on dis server and let it all out, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground club where the creepers throw lit parties. Trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u been on dis server, it’s a whole new level of insanity! -
Jungle Gym Jamboree
come join our epic minecraft server where we swing from jungle gyms and monkey bars like true apes and early humans! our playground equipment is off the charts, giving you the ultimate risky play experience that will exercise your biological need for adventure!explore our virtual world and unleash your inner primate as you swing, jump, and climb your way to victory! who needs childhood development when you can have a blast swinging through the trees like tarzan on steroids?!
don’t miss out on the anthropological fun, join us now and let your inner ape run wild!
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OraCraft: Finger Pointing Fiasco
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pointing at other players’ virtual food is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our community is filled with monkey enthusiasts who love to joke around and have a good time.Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we point at each other’s pixelated meals and share cute videos of monkeys doing adorable things. Who knew that a simple joke could lead to such chaos and drama, just like in the real world?
Don’t worry about being blocked or cut out of anyone’s virtual life here, because we embrace all kinds of humor and quirks. So come on in and let’s have a wild and wacky time together on our Minecraft server – where pointing at food is the norm and monkey business is always welcome!
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BrazilianHate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!
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ApeTaxCraft
join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.
don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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Crafty Apes: Redpill Warfare
Are you tired of losing in battles despite spending trillions on your military? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, even the guerrilla warfare tactics of Henry Kissinger can’t stop you from winning! Join us and show off your strategic skills in epic battles where the conventional army always loses and the guerrilla always comes out on top. Who needs trillions when you have Minecraft skills like ours? Join now and dominate the battlefield like never before! -
PutinMonkeTrumpMonkeLolz – Where outdated memes go to die and cringe culture thrives! Join us for a chaotic Minecraft adventure!
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there! -
GorillaCraft: Where apes rule and players drool! Join the mayhem now!
Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so ahead of its time, they predicted Obama becoming president before it even happened? That’s right, our server is so magically predictive that we knew Obama was destined for greatness before anyone else did. Join us and unlock your own future-predicting powers while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even predict the next world leader while you’re at it! Join now and become part of our mystical community. -
Crafty Monkeys Server: Where Monkeys Rule and Apes Drool. Join the LOLs and build your own blocky utopia! #monkeybusiness
Welcome to a wild and wacky Minecraft server where monkeys and apes reign supreme! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, here you can swing from tree to tree like a real jungle primate.Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant gorilla as you battle against rival players in epic monkey warfare. Don’t worry about falling off, our apes are trained professionals (not really, but it’s more fun this way).
But be careful, the monkeys have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the apes in a hilarious struggle for power. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our insane monkey vs. ape showdown? Remember, monkeys do NOT equal apes, so choose your side wisely for a wild Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the jungle!