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SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

ReddMineCraftFun

community engagement, Digital Media, digital platforms, discussion forums, internet, internet communities, internet culture, online communities, online discussions., online forums, online interaction, online participation, reddit, ReddMineCraftFun, social media, social news, social-networking, user forums, User-generated content, web browsing, web communities

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a magical portal appears out of nowhere. You’re like, “What the heck is this?” But being the brave adventurer that you are, you decide to step through it. And BAM! You’re transported to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

This server is like no other. It’s filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. The admins are all wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). And the best part? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! The server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So, how did I start using reddit, you ask? Well, let’s just say that this Minecraft server is so epic, even the internet can’t stop talking about it. So naturally, I had to share my adventures with the world. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftyChinaFun

Asia, Business, China, compliance, CraftyChinaFun, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, fear, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, law, Legal, multinational firms, Politics, regulations, SECURITY, Staff, taiwan, Trade, Warning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.

we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.

so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.

CraftyVaxRevolution

anti-HIV, antiviral, Breakthrough, clinical trials, controlled test, CraftyVaxRevolution, deadly virus, Healthcare, HIV prevention, immune system, Injection, Lenacapavir, Medical research, NEJM, public health, Results, revolutionise, total protection, Treatment, vaccine-like, virus prevention

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	5174
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!

dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?

so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

OryzonMC

FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	279	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	66
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!

23.159.176.125:26542

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	778933	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!

But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Votes:	4340	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2463

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!