ape Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bloody Explosion Ape Land

ape, Bloody, bloody explosion apes, bug control, bug repellent, bug spray, bug squishing, creepy crawlies, entomology, explosion, Extermination, foul smell, infestation, insects, Land, odor, Pest Control, Pest Management, Pests, Smelly, squished, squishing, stink, stink bugs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	277
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

ape, Bananas, Behavior, Community, desuarchive, Explore, Fun, Interactive, learn, madness, masterbin, mimic, Minecraft, MONKEY, O_O_K, playful, PRIMATES, Simian Sunday, smp, Social, Tenkaichi Budokai Edition, Thread, Trash

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Emeralds Found:	1275
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

Blocky Ape Minecraft Server

African Americans, African descent, African diaspora, ape, blocky, civil rights, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, genetic diversity, hate crimes, Hate Speech, human evolution, ignorance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racial superiority, racism, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the mobs can’t stop cracking up.

Join us for epic build battles, where players have been known to create entire villages made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t forget about our custom mini-games, like “Lava Parkour” where players have to jump from block to block while dodging streams of molten lava.

But the real reason to join our server? The community! Our players are so hilarious, they once convinced a creeper to start a stand-up comedy routine. And rumor has it, our moderator is actually a disguised Ender Dragon who just wants to make friends.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories you’ll hear around the virtual campfire. Join us today and get ready to LOL your way to victory!

AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Anthro, ANTHRO bull, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, ape, attraction, attractive, destroy community, destroy towns, FAS looking ugly Insectoid girls, Faster, good community, homogenous community, Human, impregnated, inferior children, Japan, Kings, Larger, Male on Female, middle class, Minecraft, Minotaurs, neglected children, no crime, Overlords, populate the world, queuing up, REJECTED, shameful display, sissies, smp, snoot, strong bulls, superior, superior ANTHRO bulls, wani, weakness of Humanity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, Body, desire, ebina, FANTASY, hinata, innocent, long tail, Minecraft, seductive, Sensual, Server, sex body, Sexy, shy and innocent, shy wife, Shy.., ShyCraft, submissive, tags, Wife, Yunyun

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of shy and innocent with a side of sexy! Imagine building your dream world with a shy wife who also has a banging body like Ebina, Hinata, and Yunyun. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wild combination anywhere else! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let your imagination run wild!

Sony’s Minecraft Server: State of Chaos

brand, Chaos, Competition, console, corporate, customer service, electronics, Entertainment, Gaming, Industry, innovation, Management, market, Minecraft, Performance, PlayStation, products, Quality, reputation, Server, Sony, Sonys, State, Technology, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shulker network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

Mcbaltics

Backpacks, Baltic countries, battlepass, Casino, Challenges, Community, Cosmetics, custom Hat, Dungeons, English, Estonian, Events, Jobs, Latvian, Lithuanian, Mcbaltics, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Rewards, Rift, Skills, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

mc.mcbaltics.com

Non-Political Minecraft Server

Bipartisan, culture, current events, DIVISIVE, History, Memories, Minecraft, non-political, NonPolitical, Nostalgia, past, polarizing, Political, Reflection, remember, Reminiscing, Server, Shit, simpler times, social commentary, society, society today, Unity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineMind Minecraft Server

Afterlife, BELIEF, CONSUME, Divine, earthly things, enlightenment, Eternity, FAITH, Higher power, inner peace, kingdom of heaven, Mind, mindfulness, Minecraft, MineMind, Religion, salvation, Server, Soul, spiritual awakening, spiritual growth, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Potions Brewed:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand…literally! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where angels mine diamonds and the clouds are made of cotton candy.

Looking to build a castle fit for a king? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally build your own heavenly palace complete with golden gates and a moat filled with holy water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Kingdom of Heaven Minecraft server and prepare for a divine adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for any rogue angels trying to steal your diamonds…they can be quite mischievous!

Bissetts Skyblock Server Needs Staff!

Bissetts, Community, Events, Minecraft, Moderation, Other, Player Support, Server, Skyblock, Staff

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8725	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support

167.114.34.222:25599

PlapperMan’s Minecraft Server

Audience, Billy Joel, cover song, Crowd, Entertainment, live concert, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music video, musical performance, Performer, piano, piano player, PlapperMans, Server, Singer, talented artist, talented musician, talented singer, viral video, vocal performance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties, and a PvP arena where the winners get to ride off into the sunset on a unicorn (yes, we have unicorns).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it he’s still out there, building pixelated monuments to his greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh, and maybe a spare pair of diamond boots – you never know when you’ll need to do the diamond rain dance!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom maps that will blow your mind and opening cinematics that will make you question reality.

But that’s not all! We have emotes that will make your character dance like never before and a friends list that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. Plus, we have exclusive codes that will unlock secret treasures and power-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rainbow unicorn. It’s all possible on our server. See you there!