Ape MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bloody Explosion Ape Land

bloody explosion apes, Extermination, bug repellent, Pest Control, Land

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

PRIMATES, MONKEY, mimic, playful, Fun

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

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Blocky Ape Minecraft Server

racism, hate crimes, human evolution, African Americans, African diaspora

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the mobs can’t stop cracking up.

Join us for epic build battles, where players have been known to create entire villages made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t forget about our custom mini-games, like “Lava Parkour” where players have to jump from block to block while dodging streams of molten lava.

But the real reason to join our server? The community! Our players are so hilarious, they once convinced a creeper to start a stand-up comedy routine. And rumor has it, our moderator is actually a disguised Ender Dragon who just wants to make friends.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories you’ll hear around the virtual campfire. Join us today and get ready to LOL your way to victory!

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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

Human, Japan, Larger, neglected children, inferior children

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

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CraftyDateDisaster

worst date, awkward moments, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, CraftyDateDisaster

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

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UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

Ceasefire, Revenge, international relations, Diplomacy, peace talks

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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AngleCraft360

shapes, 270-degree angle, Geometry, Circles, mathematical angles

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

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Little boy

little boy, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Fun

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

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Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

RUN, Discord, Vanilla, bland, Server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla with select plugins

Economy Diamond based

Land Claims No land claims

Server Version Papermc 1.20.6

Location France

Discord https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

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Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

INEQUALITY, Xenophobia, hate, Diversity, Hate Speech

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

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Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?