Ape MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bloody Explosion Ape Land

explosion, stink, entomology, foul smell, ape

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

Trash, Behavior, PRIMATES, O_O_K, Community

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

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Blocky Ape Minecraft Server

Social Issues, Minecraft, African descent, race relations, genetic diversity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the mobs can’t stop cracking up.

Join us for epic build battles, where players have been known to create entire villages made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t forget about our custom mini-games, like “Lava Parkour” where players have to jump from block to block while dodging streams of molten lava.

But the real reason to join our server? The community! Our players are so hilarious, they once convinced a creeper to start a stand-up comedy routine. And rumor has it, our moderator is actually a disguised Ender Dragon who just wants to make friends.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the builds are the stories you’ll hear around the virtual campfire. Join us today and get ready to LOL your way to victory!

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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

neglected children, impregnated, AnthroManLovesHumanGirl, populate the world, shameful display

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

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Shogi Player’s Minecraft Server

Japanese Chess, looks like, game player, Board Game, strategy game

Are you tired of playing with boring old shogi players who take the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find shogi players like you’ve never seen before! Picture this: a shogi player riding a pig into battle, using their shogi skills to outsmart their opponents and conquer the land. Join our server for a chance to play against these wacky shogi masters and see if you have what it takes to come out on top! Who knew shogi could be so hilarious and entertaining? Join now and prepare for a shogi showdown like no other!

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Retiring in Thailand Early Minecraft SMP

Living at home, leaving the US, Early, thailand, feasible plan

Are you tired of the rat race and ready to escape to a tropical paradise like Thailand/SEA? Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your dream life today! With outrageous stories like leaving the US forever and never working again, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. We’ve got players with massive portfolios, no debts, and a knack for making wild investments in BTC/NVDA/VOO. Who needs a corporate job when you can live off your Minecraft earnings? Join us and make your wildest dreams a reality – just watch out for creepers along the way!

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RollSMP

PvP, Server, RollSMP, BUILD, Minecraft

Welcome to RollSMP! We are a up and coming minecraft server with lots of quality of life plugins!

On our server you can build, fight, explore, and conquer

Join RollSMP today!

papaya.fps.ms:25175

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Trusty American Minecraft Server

distrust, Trust, Minecraft, Communication, foghorn leghorn

Y’all better hop on this Minecraft server faster than a chicken on a junebug! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. This server is so wild, even Foghorn Leghorn himself would be impressed.

We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And if that ain’t enough to tickle your fancy, how about this – every player gets their own personal llama butler to fetch them snacks while they’re building their epic castles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And the only way to find it is by riding a pig through a maze of lava pits while wearing a chicken suit.

So what are you waiting for, ya big chicken? Join our Minecraft server now and let the shenanigans begin!

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Good guy in season 1 Minecraft SMP

guy, Protagonist, Antagonist, Character development, Season

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where players start off as the good guy, but by the end of season 6, they turn evil for no reason at all! It’s like a plot twist no one saw coming, not even the admins! Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when the good guys go bad. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected character development!

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Minecraft, 91468142, previous, Adventures, blocky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what kind of madness we’ve cooked up next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you on the other side!

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