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Gov’t-Free Minecraft Server

apathetic, Blacks, Consistent, country direction, Economy, electorate, gas prices, Government, GovtFree, high rent, immigration, Jordans, kamala, Lifestyle, Minecraft, partying, Penguin, Server, sex, societal issues, trump, unaffected, Weed

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where politics and real-world issues don’t matter at all! Whether you’re team Trump, team Kamala, or team Penguin, none of them have any influence here. Our players are too busy living their best virtual lives to worry about high rent, gas prices, or the economy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with weed, sex, partying, and buying Jordans – because who needs real responsibilities when you can escape to our server? It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Come see for yourself how our players, regardless of race, have been thriving in this virtual world for years, completely unfazed by the chaos of the real world. So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

NoLifeCraft

apathetic, Boredom, disconnected, dull existence, empty schedule, INACTIVE, ISOLATED, lack of friends, lack of hobbies, Loneliness, no activities, no interests, no passion, no purpose, no social life, NoLifeCraft, social isolation, solitary lifestyle, unfulfilled, uninspired

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6422
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ores Mined:	4259
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	8037
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds all day long! Who needs a real job when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous zombie pigs who love to throw wild parties in abandoned mineshafts. So if you’re looking for a server that will make your real life look boring in comparison, join us now!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

aimlessness, apathetic, Apathy, Boredom, disinterest, emptiness, feeling lost, feeling stuck, indifference, lack of direction, lack of drive, lack of motivation, lack of passion, lack of purpose, LazyCraft, lethargy, lost motivation, Minecraft, PROCRASTINATORS, purposelessness, Server, Ultimate, unfulfilled, uninspired, wasted potential

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6555	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	170
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	3804
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	438
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Items Found:	8277	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?