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Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

alive, Apartments, autism bucks, Craft, demolition job, FIRED, gas, Girlfriend, giving up, Lucky, Min, Min Wage, min wage job, Minecraft, more hours, parents, parents advice, part time job, rant, smp, trust fund, Wage, work, work harder, WORTH..

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	106	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NeighborlyNoobs

Apartments, aunt, building, cautious, Conversation, DOORBELL, Flats, forgot key, front door, guest, INSULTED, key, NeighborlyNoobs, Neighbour, new place, SECURITY, security measures, Stairs, stranger, suitcase, taxi

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ores Mined:	3407	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where security is a top priority? Look no further! Just like the new neighbor in the story, we take building security very seriously. You won’t find any strangers sneaking into our server without a proper introduction!

Join us for a chance to roleplay as the cautious new neighbor, always on the lookout for suspicious characters trying to enter your virtual home. Who knows, you might even encounter a lost traveler claiming to be staying with their aunt but forgetting their key – just like in the real world!

So if you’re up for a challenge and enjoy a bit of drama, come join our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual turf from unexpected visitors. Remember, safety first – even in the world of Minecraft!

Metropolis City Network

Apartments, Auctions, Business, Chest Shop, city, Citylife, Community, condos, CraftConomy3, Creative, ItemSlotMachine, market, MCMMO, Metropolis City, Metropoliscity, Minecraft, MONEY, player to player sales, Plugins, Properties, Quality, Rent, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Wilderness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8130
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Whether you want to rent properties in the city, run your own business and shops within them or wander out into the wilderness and live a simple life; you have freedom to choose in this bustling minecraft metropolis.

Metropolis City is a survival server located at s16.hosthorde.com:26721

The object of the game is to make money selling anything you find or craft in the wilderness including drugs. Sell items at the market in town or sell to someone else via auctions, player to player sales or selling at other players’ shops.

Take the money and buy plots available in the city and develop your own property in Metropolis City or buy/rent an apartment or condo and enjoy the city life.

We here at Metropolis City want to focus on quality, and in order to grow our server into a large community we believe its best to provide a fun and easy to understand game experience.

In order to do this, we are focusing all of our efforts, money and time on the survival server.

The server has all the standard plugins and mcMMo, CraftConomy3, ItemSlotMachine Towny, chest shop, Houses, , and a few others as well.

Visit our website metropoliscity.enjin.com for more information and check out our forums with information on donations, staff applications and other updates.

I hope to see you all online.

Thanks,

JazzCatz

216.245.176.134:25644

Destiny Role Play Minecraft Server

Apartments, cars, City hospital, Community, Destiny Role Play, Discord, Factions, fbi, Gaming, GPS system, Houses, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, police station, role playing, role-play, School No. 125, Server, Version 1.12.2

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2720	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

?I present to you the full Role Play server – Destiny Role Play!?

?New RP server project – in Minecraft?

?There you will find a unique GPS system that will not let you get lost!?

?Purchase of cars, apartments, houses!?

?And you will also be able to go through the call and take up the post of faction leader or administrator!?

?We have such factions as:?

?- FBI – Where you can participate in very dangerous and interesting situations, and also catch drug dealers and more!?

?- Police Station – where you will have your own patrol cars, in which you can participate in the pursuit of players, and pin them in jail!?

?- City hospital – where you can treat complex diseases, the more severe the disease – the more payment!?

?- School No. 125 – where you will train new players and also get paid for it!?

?And many other factions!?

?Join our cozy corner, where there are no inadequate people!?

Discord – https://discord.gg/2NXYTsasFP

?IP – 45.93.200.29:25603 (temporary, info about the new IP will be in ds)?

Version – 1 12 2

?We are waiting for you!?

45.93.200.29:25603

KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

College Dropout Highschool Musical Vanilla Server

Apartments, Builders, college, color, Discord, dropout, Explore, Friends, fully furnished, Highschool, Join, Mall, Map, messages, Musical, Nicks, Other, Pictures, Plugins, Proximity, Roleplay, Server, shopping centers, Surprises, Text-Based, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/time-suckers/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Highschool / College Roleplay Server

Server Type: Java | Mode: Vanilla

Description:

Hey me and some friends got done with a HUGE fully furnished map that includes a mall, shopping centers, apartments, dorms, pools, nightclubs, underground areas too (for surprises y’all can explore for that) but it’s mainly gonna be a text-based roleplay with nicks and different color name tag / messages for everyone so it doesn’t strain your eyes. You can also use vc if you want with the plugins I’m going to put in for proximity that too! If y’all wanna join because we’re gonna get like 5+ people at least (3 of the builders don’t rp) before we start everything up 🙂 if you’d wanna join and see how it looks here’s the discord link. We have pictures of the map in the discord too :))

Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
Is this server only for high school and college roleplay?	While the theme of the server is high school and college roleplay, players are free to engage in other activities as well.
Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?	There are no specific restrictions, but players are encouraged to abide by the rules and guidelines set by the server admins.
Can I use mods or plugins on this server?	The server is Vanilla, meaning no mods or plugins are allowed. However, certain features like proximity chat may be included by the admin.
How many players are usually online on the server?	On average, there are at least 5+ players online. The server aims to have a minimum of 5 active players before starting activities.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3068
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Farms Harvested:	413	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	566
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

play.cytonetwork.net

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crops Grown:	1787
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

mc.minisatoshi.cash

Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

#exciting, 1.21, blocks, Boring, Boring SMP, boringsmp.1e99.eu, canvas, CHANGE, Clicks, Craft, Discord, DRY, Infinite, Ip:, jSUNwDpXF9, Minecraft, Minigames, paint, Painting, r/place, rplace, Server, smp, spray can, Watching

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Farms Harvested:	768	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

25 year old, Appearance, attractiveness, Community, cute, e dating, fakecel, handsome, ig, Insecurity, judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, Omegle, online dating, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, stigma, validation, Virgin

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

AI Chatbot, ai girlfriend, Artificial Intelligence, blockquotepTalking, chatbot, crying, dad, digital companionship, Emotional support, future of AI, Human Connection, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Problems, relationships, SMPpblockquote, social life, surrogate dad, Technology, Therapy, virtual reality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Farms Harvested:	247	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

climate change, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, danger, death threats, emergency response, extreme weather, Hurricane, HurriCraft, Media, Meteorologists, Misinformation, Public Safety, Risk, Safety, Science, social media, Surge, Threats, US, weather

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

crime, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal activity, criminal behavior, cultural phenomenon, delayed gratification, delayed release, entertainment industry, GTA, gta 6, long wait, Media influence, Minecraft, popular culture, Public Safety, social commentary, societal impact, spike, spike in crime, Urban violence, Video Game (Industry), video games, Violent behavior, WAIT

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	1049
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

Plant AI Paradise

AI model, Artificial Intelligence, Biodiversity, BOTANY, California plants, data analysis, distribution, ecology, Environmental Science, high resolution, Mapping, Paradise, Plant, plant species, prediction, research, resolution maps, scales, scientists, species, square meters, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2142
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!