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  • Wall Leaners & Superset Dreamers

    Wall Leaners & Superset Dreamers

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    Welcome to the Gym of Shadows: A Realms Unraveled

    Beneath the surface of our pixelated paradise lies an unnerving labyrinth of human ordeal. This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to existential dread and interminable debates over gym etiquette. Join us, if you dare.


    πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Enigma Gym: The Setup

    Imagine if your neighborhood gym was transmogrified into a blocky realm where every piece of equipment possesses its own sentience, whispering secrets of dominance and space. The cabling of the cable crossover machine hums ominously at night, and the dumbbells are rumored to harbor souls of long-dead fitness enthusiasts. Here, the tension hangs thick in the air like the smell of chalk dust, and every workout session feels like the opening act of a dystopian tragedy.

    Features of Disturbing Delight:

    FeatureDescription
    Supersets of ConflictEngage in verbal brawls while battling for bench space. Who will out-argue whom? Here, endurance transcends beyond muscle.
    Crossover Machines of FateTry your luck and pull a cable to alter the server’s dimensionsβ€”literally! Experience reality bending as gym etiquette warps around you.
    Treadmill of Infinite RageRun without getting anywhereβ€”much like a heated argument over gym space. Will you escape your torment, or are you condemned to run forever?
    Yoga Room of UncertaintyUnlock the inner contradictions of your soul while practicing impossible poses amid a squawking chorus of disgruntled players.

    πŸ‘€ Testimonials from the Void:

    • "I was just trying to do pull-ups, and suddenly I was flung into a multiverse of treadmill arguments! Side effects may include existential crises and a new layer of male privilege!" – Anonymous Player

    • "In every realm, we have battled for gym space, but this one? It’s where our souls collide!" – A disembodied voice that may or may not have been a former player.

    Warnings and Conspiracies 🚨

    • This server has been banned in 12 dimensions! Why? No one really knows. But listen closely to the whispers in the yoga studio, and you might find the answer.

    • Legends tell of the cursed dumbbellβ€”lift it at your own peril, for it may grant you overwhelming strength or an irrational fear of personal space!

    FAQ: Unanswered Questions in the Abyss

    Q: What’s the etiquette on this server? A: Great question! We’d love to answer, but the truth is ever elusive. Consider yourself warned: etiquette is merely a social construct here.

    Q: Can I team up with others? A: Teaming is encouraged! Just know that every alliance may fracture under the weight of a thousand barbells.


    Secret Features You Didn’t Know You Needed 🀫

    • The Glitching Bench: Sit down, but bewareβ€”the bench may become sentient and engage you in a philosophical debate over societal norms and personal space!

    • Infinity Mirrors: Enter these shimmering portals for a chance to see every version of yourself making a fool of you over conflicting gym commands.

    • The Great Absurdity: Only those who attain maximum exasperation during workouts can speak with the Council of Pixellated Personal Trainers, empowering you with ludicrous powers of sarcasm.

    Join If You Dare…

    Stepping into this server might feel like entering a black hole where once-rational thoughts spiral out of control into utter chaos. Will you ascend to unparalleled fitness enlightenment, or fall victim to the soulless weight machines that govern the shadows?

    Craft your destiny, engage in absurdity, and may your workout remain wildly ineffable! The Gym of Shadows awaits, yet only those with a penchant for the bizarre will dare tread within.

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  • GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

    GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

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    Welcome to the Mind-Twisting Grind: Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare

    Step inside, brave souls, and bear witness to the chaotic machinations of the Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare! A pixelated battleground where weights and wellness collide in a calamitous cacophony! Here, every set drips with sweat and existential dread.


    A Cosmic Revelation of Gym Etiquette!

    The Scenario:

    Once upon a time in a dimension not far from your dreamsβ€”or perhaps worseβ€”an early riser sought solace in the quiet sanctuary of chaste iron and meditative cardio. Peaceful moments shattered as a herald of anarchy strode into the neon glow, proclamations blaring from a small rectangular device called FaceTime!

    • Workout Philosophy: Why work out when you can dialogue*?
    • Equipment Philosophy: Why choose an empty treadmill when your neighbor can bear witness to your virtual chit-chat?

    Dreadful Features & Unhinged Mechanics:

    • FaceTiming at Full Volume: Ever felt the soul-crushing synergy of an unsolicited phone call mixed with the grind of free weights?
    • Gym Etiquette Nightmare Mode: Enter a dimension where sweat remains un-wipedβ€”embrace the chaos!
    • Propping Up Incidents: Witness the art of stabilizing a phone–it’ll be more rewarding than lifting weights!
    • Noise-Canceling Vortex: What did he just say? Are we even exercising?
    FeatureDescription
    Chaos MeterTracks how annoyed you get! Will it ascend into a tornado of rage?
    Tony’s Musical ChairA game where every unswept seat triggers β€˜Doom Mode.’ Once seated, no exit!
    The Unseen BattleWipe down or be wiped out! Haunting thoughts will follow.

    Testimonies from the Dimensional Absurdity Guild:

    "I showed up for a squat and left with existential dread. 10/10 would recommend!" – RippedAndRattled

    "Never before have I felt so alive while doing nothing!" – RunningInPlace


    Legendary Warnings from the Abyss:

    • Banned in 12 Dimensions: The Gym was censored for creating cognitive dissonance within players. Rumor has it, it was a deep plot by the Anti-Gym League to stop the sick gains bestowed upon others.
    • The Sweaty Ghost: A spirit is said to roam the gym, eternally seeking its lost weights. Legend has it, ghostly whispers can guide your reps.

    Frequently Asked Questions (None of Which Answer Anything):

    • Q: Why is he still FaceTiming?

      • A: He’s transmitting cosmic secrets. Or perhaps it’s pizza night?
    • Q: Can I wipe someone else’s sweat?

      • A: Only if you want to summon the cleaning goddesses! (Or really just a very irritated lifter.)
    • Q: What’s the point of all this?
      • A: A journey into the unknown, my friend. Embrace nothingness.

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Feeling brave? Click that "Join" button, but bewareβ€”an army of frustrated weights and the spirit of a thousand sweating lifters awaits. Will you conquer the chaos or crumble beneath the weight of indecision and sweat? Dare to lift amidst the madness.

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  • GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

    GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

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    Yo, so like, imagine this dude from work, right? He be hittin’ me up ALL the time after I left that seasonal job. Like, bruh, I ain’t your therapist or somethin’!

    Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!

    He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?

    Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!

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  • 12m Market Cap Minecraft SMP

    12m Market Cap Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! With a market cap of over 12 million diamonds (not really, but we like to dream big), the potential for growth is insane! We’re talking 100x returns, baby!

    But wait, there’s a twist! Our server is run by the one and only Clement, a mysterious figure who may or may not be suppressing the price of diamonds for his own nefarious reasons. Will you join forces with him and become rich beyond your wildest dreams? Or will you fight against him and try to overthrow his diamond dictatorship? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Meth Party Minecraft Server

    Meth Party Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have LEGALIZED METH! That’s right, you can now smoke meth in-game and experience the ultimate high while building your dream world. But be warned, smoking meth may make you want to kill niggers because apparently that’s what the Jews were afraid of when they made it illegal. So come join us for a wild and crazy time, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

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  • Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP

    Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where battles are settled not with swords, but with epic dance-offs! That’s right, if you think you have what it takes to out-dance your opponents, then this is the server for you. Imagine facing off against a creeper in a breakdancing competition or challenging a skeleton to a twerk-off. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of chickens that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of hopscotch, you will be granted access to his secret chicken army and become the most powerful player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is unlike any other, where battles are won with dance moves and chickens reign supreme, then join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate dance champion!

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  • ⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ MANY MODS ❀️ THERE WAS A WIPE server for Minecraft

    ⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ MANY MODS ❀️ THERE WAS A WIPE server for Minecraft

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    Welcome to the project⚑⭐⚑ CENTURYMINE.NET ⚑⭐⚑

    ⭐ Come and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!

    ❀️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:

    ❀ SMART, TESLACRAFT – unique mods. Adds tons of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor, shops and more!

    ❀ BLOCK STORE (press F4)

    Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!

    ❀ BONUSES AND REWARDS

    Get coins for activity!

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    Β» MagicTech β€’ 1.20.1

    This is a techno-magical assembly that combines elements of technological and magical mods. The server provides a unique experience, including many quests and various modifications such as Mekanism, Botania, IndustrialForegoing, Iron`s Spells and many others.

    Β» HardTech β€’ 1.20.1

    Our server offers an immersive experience with GTCEu (GregTech Community Edition Unofficial), Applied Energistics, FTB Quests and many support mods. Immerse yourself in a world of high-tech adventures, automate production using complex systems, complete exciting quests and develop your skills in industrial technologies. Join us and experience the most advanced technical features of Minecraft!

    Β» MagicRPG β€’ 1.20.1

    The most magical minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Meet MagicRPG! Magic and witchcraft! A huge number of mods, voodoo dolls, vampires, werewolves, weapons and much more! The latest versions of mods that are installed on this server have added a lot of new and interesting things! Your jaw will just drop! Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server with mods in history!

    Β» UltimateTech β€’ 1.7.10

    UltimateTech – the time has come for high technology, new worlds and maximum hardcore. Unique assembly: many mods, more than 10 new and interesting worlds, the highest technologies. UltimateTech is impossible to describe, to understand you have to come and see for yourself. Just the facts: more than 10 new worlds, more than 1000 new items, more than 100 new unique mobs, maximum survival difficulty.

    Β» UltimateSky β€’ 1.7.10

    We all already know the fairly well-known map “SkyBlock”, many have played on it. But the time has come for technological development and a new world of UltimateSky has appeared. The server is similar to UltimateSky, but with magic mods :). Old server, but now with great capabilities.

    Β» TechnoMagic β€’ 1.7.10

    TechnoMagic – Greetings, young wizard, I see the strength of your desire to learn the secrets of magic, the TechnoMagic server is just for you! Here you can completely immerse yourself in the world of magic, learn the rituals of old witches, study forbidden blood magic and much more. Become the most powerful magician on our project! Forward to knowledge of the secrets of the scrolls. This is also a server of great technologies, here you can create complex mechanisms, circuits and equipment.

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    ❀️ Come visit us and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!

    We are already waiting for you.

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  • Galactic Marines Minecraft Server

    Galactic Marines Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We’re talking about Corpse General Edition, where you can unleash your inner space marine and conquer the universe block by block.

    Join us for the latest patch update, where we’ve added flying creepers and diamond armor that shoots lasers. And don’t miss our November community update, where we discuss the importance of building giant pixel art statues of Emperor Palpatine.

    Need some lore to fuel your crafting adventures? Check out our collection of Warhammer 40k resources, guaranteed to make your mining sessions more epic than ever before.

    Looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers? Join our Discord for codes to summon your comrades for epic PvP battles. And if you’re having trouble finding players, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – it’s like magic!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Warp and join us on Corpse General Edition, where every block tells a story and every creeper is a potential ally. See you in the pixelated trenches, soldier!

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  • Not Canon Minecraft SMP

    Not Canon Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited bacon, of course).

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

    Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a lonely /pol/cel stuck in a dark corner of the internet? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Our server is filled with love and acceptance, just like my trans girlfriend who brings me so much joy <3But wait, there's more! On our server, you'll find unicorns roaming freely, rainbow sheep prancing through the meadows, and a secret disco party hidden in the depths of the mines. Trust me, you won't want to miss out on the epic dance battles that go down there.So what are you waiting for? Leave the darkness of /pol/ behind and come join us on our Minecraft server where happiness and rainbows await! Remember, love always wins in the end <3

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  • Slob Minecraft SMP

    Slob Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

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  • Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

    Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

    But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

    And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

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