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BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	606203	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9405
New Chunks Explored:	820656	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Votes:	9720
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1289	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!