Anytime Minecraft Servers

Anytime Minecraft Servers

  • V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

    V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6921
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 142
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Dimension Hops: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9

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    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.21

    Overview:

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    • World Border At 30M
    • No Map Resets
    • Random, unprotected spawn area
    • No TPA or Sethome
    • Griefing & Killing Allowed
    • No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    • Chat isn’t strictly moderated
    • Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
    Are there any restrictions on building? No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
    Are there regular events on the server? Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

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  • Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

    Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3629
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 93 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 168
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

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  • Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

    Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7136
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

    Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1468
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Dragons Tamed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

    The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9300
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

    But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Culture Craft Minecraft Server

    Culture Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2066
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Farms Harvested: 803 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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  • FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

    FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7132
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

    Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

    And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

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  • Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 198 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

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  • WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

    WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8770
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5204
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Votes: 8445
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

    Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

    Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

    But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

    Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

    And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

    And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

    Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4466
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.

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