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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8429 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 7075 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).