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AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	141	Potions Brewed:	173
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Star Shards Collected:	145
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	6922	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9397
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!