Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.
Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?
So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.
But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Set Homes | 2 /sethomes + bed |
| Spawn Access | Easy /spawn access |
| Server Infrastructure | Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| Rare Drops | Rare head drops |
| Economy | Physical and active player-based economy |
| Gameplay Rules | Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.
Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.
No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music while exploding!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, and now players are mutating into half-human, half-creeper hybrids! Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun… we think.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena. Not to mention, our villagers are known for throwing the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our Ender Dragon is actually a professional stand-up comedian.
But wait, there’s more! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides, perfect for a relaxing day in hell. And did I mention that our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise? That’s right, you’ll never find a more magical server than Native American Tux.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where using animals for scientific research is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Need to test out a new potion on a cow? Go for it! Want to see if a chicken can survive a fall from 100 blocks high? Let’s find out together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lab where players can conduct all sorts of crazy experiments on unsuspecting mobs. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join now and let the madness begin!
