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  • BlockyEscapeCraft

    BlockyEscapeCraft
    Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.

    Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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  • FearDeathMinecraftSMP

    FearDeathMinecraftSMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t scared of death, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up, we got villagers that trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks, and we got a secret underground base filled with cake (no lie, it’s a cake dungeon)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical force field that only lets in the coolest players. And if you die in-game, you have to do a silly dance in real life to come back to life. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with more zombies.

    So if you ain’t afraid of death and you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Just be prepared to face off against a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers and a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

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  • PixelPanic2025

    PixelPanic2025
    Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs to worry about the next 4 years when you can spend your time mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to train players for the impending zombie apocalypse. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be prepared to survive when the undead rise up and take over the world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your way to a brighter, zombie-filled future!

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  • BlockyQueer Health Hub

    BlockyQueer Health Hub
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZY BATTLES THAT WILL MAKE YOU GO WOOHOO! PLUS, WE SUPPORT AUTISTIC AND TRANS/GENDER DIVERSE PLAYERS SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN OUR VIRTUAL WORLD!

    WE HAVE SPECIAL HEALTHCARE SERVICES FOR AUTISTIC TGD PLAYERS, LIKE MAGIC POTIONS THAT CURE ANXIETY AND SHUTDOWN SPELLS THAT MAKE MELTDOWNS DISAPPEAR! YOU WON’T FIND THAT ANYWHERE ELSE, FOLKS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT SOME EPIC MONSTERS TOGETHER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

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  • Pixelated Perils

    Pixelated Perils
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing that kills you is a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our server, the danger is real! From killer bunnies with a taste for human flesh to zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, you never know what’s going to come after you next. Join now if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of what is going to kill you some day!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

    Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

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  • DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

    DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

    Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

    Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

    Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

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  • Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

    Crafty Heights: VR Therapy
    Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

    Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

    So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

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  • TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

    TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?
    join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

    we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

    come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite

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  • FearFactorMinecraftSMP

    FearFactorMinecraftSMP
    Bruh, my biggest fear is missing out on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Don’t be a noob, join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

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