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  • Block Your Worries Server

    Block Your Worries Server

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    🚨 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server in the Multiverse! 🚨

    Are your real-world problems making you want to throw your computer out of the window? Does the thought of adulting make you break out in a cold sweat? Well, look no further! Join our utterly zany Minecraft server, where sanity goes to take a vacation and memes become a lifestyle!

    1. Forget Your Troubles! 🎭 Leave behind your existential dread as you stumble upon a village filled with villagers who think they’re chefs! They’ll shout “Gordon Ramsay who?” as they serve you mystery stew made from… wait, was that a TNT block?! It’s a culinary experience like no other!

    2. Become the Next Blockbuster Star! 🎬 Ever dreamt of being in a movie? Well, grab your diamond armor because you’ll be dodging mobs while filming the next big blockbuster titled "Zombies in Space! 3D"! Believe us, you’ve never seen a skeleton in sunglasses until you join!

    3. Free Therapy via Creeper Chat! 💬 No therapist? No problem! Our support creepers are here for you. They’ll listen to your problems like a patient friend… right before they explode! Nothing says “I care” quite like a heartfelt detonation!

    4. Time Travel to the Age of Dinosaurs! 🦖 That’s right! Forget your regular Minecraft mobs; we’ve got DINOSAURS! That’s right; you’ll ride a Triceratops to work like a true boss while avoiding T-Rexes who think they’re the hottest thing since sliced bread. Spoiler alert: they’re NOT!

    5. Unleash Your Inner Alchemist! ⚗️ Feeling down? Mix together strange ingredients like “Flyin’ Fish” and “Invisible Ham” in our “Potion of Endless Laughter” station and watch the world become a carnival of joy! Giggling is guaranteed, and unexpected transformations may happen… hey, who’s that chicken wearing a tuxedo?

    6. Join the Battle of the Century! ⚔️ Sign up for our epic Bed Wars: where the beds are made of marshmallows, and the warriors throw cupcakes instead of swords! The grand prize? Unlimited cake for life! (Disclaimer: may result in eternal cake-induced happiness).

    7. Participating in the Annual Meme Olympics! 🏅 Ever wondered what happens when you mix parkour with tiny hats? Join us in the Meme Olympics, where you can bounce off walls while wearing a giant inflatable dinosaur suit! Gold medal not included, but you might just win a lifetime supply of awkward dance moves!

    So, why wait? Your mental health won’t save itself! Join us on the most outrageously goofy Minecraft server imaginable, where your troubles will be blown up, transformed, and crafted into pure hilarity!

    ➡️ Get in and let the laughs begin! 🌈🎉

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  • Stressless Minecraft SMP

    Stressless Minecraft SMP

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    💥✨ Oh boy, hold onto your diamond pickaxes, folks, because this Minecraft SMP is like a golden apple in a sea of rotten potatoes! 🥔 You ever wanted to dig straight down without the fear of LAVA (trust me, it’s a serious problem) but also wanted to be terrorized by flying flaming cows? Well, my friend, you’re about to embark on the craziest blocky adventure of your entire life!!! 🚀🌈

    Ever heard of the Great Enderman Teleportation Scandal of 2023? Yeah, it’s a thing. 👾 Join us not just to build, but to defend your beautifully crafted forts from ghostly creatures who are actually just misunderstood interns from the Nether. They’re trying to steal your enchanted gear and use it for… well, nobody knows. What kind of business are they running down there anyway? FIND OUT! 🔍🌋

    Oh, and did I mention the Mystery of the Exploding Creeper? 💣 It’s said that if you can make a Creeper cry (don’t ask how, it’s complicated), you’ll unlock a secret dimension of infinite resources. But careful! There’s a chance you might accidently get sucked into a black hole made of bedrock. If you survive, you might find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of cake, but it’s a cursed cake that makes you fart rainbows! 🍰🌈💨

    Wanna craft a weapon that doesn’t just charm your enemies but also sings lullabies to them? Yup, possible here! Just gather the three sacred ingredients: a nether star, a fishy fish fillet, and your uncle’s old Nintendo cartridges – there’s a LONG backstory, don’t ask. 🎶🐠👾 And for the brave souls who dare to venture into the “Cave of Infinite Regrets,” you might come back with an enchanted shovel that can dig through all of your life’s choices!!! What more do you want?! 😱💀

    Join our chaotic Potato Cult (don’t question it, just accept it), where our motto is “Grow big or go home!” 🥔🚀 We have secret meetings at a lava fountain where we chant to Steve, the Block God, and throw diamonds into the fiery abyss as tribute. Oh, and we roast marshmallows over ghasts because that’s the kind of insane geniuses we are. 🔥👾

    So, why are you still reading this? Get your pickaxe, jump through the portal of utter nonsense, and become a part of something legendary. Or you’ll just be trapped in your grandma’s survival world forever. And nobody wants that. Trust me! 💥🎉 Join us NOW!!!

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  • Mining for Mental Health SMP

    Mining for Mental Health SMP

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    Tired of Your Life? Join This Blocky Chaos! 🎮✨

    Hey there, fellow blockheads and digital nomads! Are you sitting there in your room, staring at your computer, wishing you could escape your sad, sad existence? Well, put on your glittery pants and let me tell you—this Minecraft SMP is the BESTEST place ever, and you’re missing out on its pure, unfiltered insanity!

    💥 Reason #1: My Dog Talks! 🐶💬 So, first of all, I joined this server last night, and my dog started barking—BUT THEN HE DROPPED A DIAMOND! Yeah! So now, I’m like, “is my dog secretly an Ender Dragon?” Who knows! In this SMP, anything can happen! You’ll solve mysteries like a sleuth by day, become a crafting god by night! Join now and maybe – JUST MAYBE – your cat will start growing wings or something!

    🌈 Reason #2: Magic Bedtime Stories! 🛏️✨ You won’t believe this, but every time you sleep in this server, you enter a magical land where Minecraft Steve is the king, and like, he makes you trade cookies for obsidian! Sounds stupid? Probably! But is it AMAZING? Heck yeah! And if you finish all the quests, you might even convince him to let you ride a unicorn made of cheese! Imagine that, riding a cheesy unicorn while singing ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’!

    🐷 Reason #3: Pig Wars! 🐖⚔️ Ever wanted to be in a pig army fighting against cows that think they’re ninjas? Because in this SMP, that’s basically a Tuesday! One time, my friend got caught in a pig cavalry charge, and I still don’t understand how that works! Cows launching themselves like cannonballs while pigs fly overhead? It’s just like World War III but with BBQ—and you NEED to have a front-row seat at the roast!

    👽 Reason #4: Infinite Cactus Conspiracy! 🌵🕵️ I once found this infinite cactus somewhere in the desert—it was like 10 blocks high and kept sending me secret messages in Morse code! Was it trying to communicate about overthrowing the llamas? Am I now the ambassador of cacti? Come to this SMP, and we’ll decode their evil plans together! Or maybe we’ll just make a really useless cactus farm. Either way, it’s bound to be epic!

    🤯 Reason #5: Reality Is Overrated! 🌀💫 Honestly, life sucks! There’s bills, work, and people asking you things like “what’s your five-year plan?” UGH! YAWN. But here?! Just gather some wood, throw some creepers into the mix, and boom, you’ve got a flaming pizza that defeats the purpose of life! Who needs a plan when you can have random explosions and chaotic fun? You could even build a house shaped like a slice of bread – because why not?

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the madness of this SMP, grab your diamond pickaxe and let loose! Who knows? You might even discover that you’re actually the reincarnation of Bob Ross. Join us for the laughs, the chaotic legends, and the endless quest for pixelated glory! 🍕✨

    Disclaimer: Actual mental health improvements not guaranteed. Side effects may include laughing uncontrollably and questioning your life choices.

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  • Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

    Normal Oddities: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, fam! Forget everything you know about Minecraft servers because this one is actually a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unfiltered cringe that you didn’t ask for but totally need in your life. Ready? Buckle your seatbelts, because we’re diving into the wildest, most nonsensical adventure ever! 🌌

    First off, you get to start your Minecraft journey where the trees whisper your deepest insecurities! Like, LOL, can you imagine chopping down a tree, and it’s like, "Why are you still single?" Talk about a mood killer! 😂 And if that’s not enough, the sheep? Omg, bro, they’re actually secretly plotting to take over the world! 🐑💥 I mean, who even let them have a meeting? Like, hello, I’m just trying to farm here!

    Joining this server means you’ll get the exclusive privilege of being practically attacked by a herd of flying pigs that glitch through dimensions. You know it’s true because my cousin Greg saw it once and ran back to the real world screaming. Those pigs can travel faster than your Wi-Fi can buffer that one YouTube video about how to build a potato farm. You wanna make friends? Just stand there, and the pigs will fight over who gets to be your buddy. 🤝🐖

    And, oh boy, let me tell you about the monthly "Break-A-Bed Competition" we have! It’s not about who snores the loudest (that’s a whole other battle). It’s a literal free-for-all where we turn beds into battlegrounds! You hire your friends to sleep in them, and then BOOM – it’s like a medieval war but with pillows. Last one standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cake and a chance to procrastinate instead of doing actual life stuff! 🍰👑

    But wait, there’s more! You know how creepers are always blowing up your buildings? Well, on this server, we’ve unanimously decided that they’ve got a secret underground talent show, and they might just be the next big meme! Forget America’s Got Talent—get ready for “Creepers Got Grapples!” Their acts include pro interpretive dance and heartfelt covers of classic bangers. I mean, you’ve never truly lived until you’ve seen a creeper play “Wonderwall” on a blocky guitar while crying sparkling green tears! 🌟😂

    And don’t even get me started on the Enderman. They definitely have the best gossip and always know who is using hacks. Like, they’re the Minecraft social media platform we never asked for but totally need in our lives. 🕵️‍♂️👀 Want the latest scoop? Just ask an Enderman to teleport closer, and boom! You’ll get all the juicy deets. Just don’t look ’em in the eyes – they get super awkward, like when you accidentally liked your crush’s nine-month-old Instagram post. 😳💔

    Last but not least, the server’s got this cursed enchantment where if you punch a tree, there’s a 50/50 chance it either drops wood or starts telling dad jokes. Like, seriously, you’ll be there & boom! “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the portal, duh!” Facepalm intensifies. You may end up questioning your life choices but laughing at the sheer absurdity. 🤦🎤💥

    So, do you want to join this whirlwind of nonsense and madness for all eternity? This isn’t just a server, it’s a lifestyle! Jump on board and unleash the chaos; your mom will definitely be proud(ly confused) of your new Minecraft adventures! 🏰🗡️ Let’s get loony!!! 🎉🎉

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft

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    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

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  • AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

    Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnxietyCraft

    AnxietyCraft

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    Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

    So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

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  • AnxiousNailBitersMC

    AnxiousNailBitersMC

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

    imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

    we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

    so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

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  • Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

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    Are you afraid of accidentally punching a llama in Minecraft and starting a llama uprising against you? Well, fear no more because on our server, llamas are banned from spawning within a 100-block radius of your base! Join now and avoid the wrath of the llama army!

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  • ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

    ✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

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    InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

    You ask why?

    We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

    More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

    And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

    We are waiting for you:

    Address: inmine.ru

    Port: 19132

    Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

    inmine.fun:19136

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  • JellyMC

    JellyMC

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    We are a community driven 1.18 SMP server. We have amazing staff and some QoL plugins! No whitelist, 1.18, active and helpful staff, community events, and a place to share your creations and talk to other people! We are excited to have you here!

    jmc.apexmc.co

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  • EzBox

    EzBox

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    It’s a LifeBox Server where you can Farm Iron, Diamonds, etc. you can upgrade your Armor and swords. Warps: BoxLife, TheEnd, nether, etc.

    EzBox.minehut.gg

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  • Rage official

    Rage official

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    We welcome each and every single one of you to come and join our beloved community.

    We aim to be around for years to come. Make sure to come visit us in-game or visit our website and check us out!

    rageofficial.com:25583

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  • Chaosity SMP

    Chaosity SMP

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    Chaosity’s SMP server is a server designed for all. It has Cross-Platform Java & Bedrock support. You have the ability to claim your chunk to avoid being grieved, work jobs to gain experience and cash, sell items to users using the Auction House, and play the server like your regular survival world just with friends! You can PVP, Speed Run, and Build all you want! We have furniture plugins and more! Let us know on Discord what you want added to the server and we will add it!

    smp.chaosityyoutube.com

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  • Minecraft Vanilla Survival

    Minecraft Vanilla Survival

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    Minecraft Vanilla Survival 1.16.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    135.148.60.22:25572

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  • Maex smp

    Maex smp

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    This is the smp of the tiktok account Walnut_YT.

    play.maexsmp.nl

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  • Excalibur-Craft TerraFirmaCraft Minecraft server

    Excalibur-Craft TerraFirmaCraft Minecraft server

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    Tired of the sameness of modern times? Plunge into the primitive era with the TerrafirmaCraft mod! Find out what path humanity has traveled throughout the entire process of evolution. A well-thought-out line of quests will diversify your game and help you explore the antediluvian life with new interest.

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  • RuneCraft

    RuneCraft

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    RuneCraft is a Minecraft Server meant for everyone! Take a look at the Discord, chat with others and have the time of your life!

    We offer the gamemodes below: • ║Parkour • ║Kitpvp • ║Manhunt • ║Unknown for now, but that will come soon!

    We also offer this below: • ║A good designed webstore with ranks and a lot of other stuff! • ║Our team is not complete yet! So create a ticket and who knows, you might be one of our staff team! • ║Friendly members and staff team!

    play.runecraft.eu

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  • Rusty Boys

    Rusty Boys

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    minecraft.Rusty-Boys.com

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