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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
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