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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9126 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
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