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  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4369
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mines Excavated: 1066
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

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  • LipBalmCraft

    LipBalmCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5408
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Star Shards Collected: 271
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

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  • GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

    GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 826
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 364 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

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  • PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!

    PooPvP – Where Poop has two O’s and PvP is serious business!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 8752
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4146 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!

    Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

    PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8935
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • Creepers and Misanthropes

    Creepers and Misanthropes
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2311
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

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    Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

    Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

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  • GEMS are for Villagers

    GEMS are for Villagers
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5631
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 2272 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Mines Excavated: 3694 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

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  • Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

    Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7989
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

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    Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

    Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

    CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6664
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 305
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

    So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

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  • DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

    DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 4847
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

    Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 127
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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  • Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

    Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5229
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

    Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

    So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9896
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

    Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

    CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4824
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

    Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

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  • ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

    ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1274
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Crops Grown: 7896
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Magic Items Found: 1645 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

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    Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

    Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

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