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Rejected Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being rejected like poor Lady and Trish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting turned down again because our community is full of supportive and loving players who will always have your back. Plus, rumor has it that Lady and Trish actually rejected him because he didn’t join our server – true story! So don’t make the same mistake, join us now and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and adventures!

Banned for Saying Mark on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We take our rules very seriously here, especially when it comes to the name “Mark.” If you dare utter that forbidden word, you’ll be swiftly banned faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But don’t worry, getting banned is just the beginning of the fun on this server. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that leads straight to the Nether, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us if you dare, but remember, one wrong move and you might just find yourself facing off against the dreaded Mark Police. Good luck surviving in this wild and wacky world!

Survival | Minekrust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Star Shards Collected:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

A server with a world of adventures where there is always something new that motivates you to play, Future modality expected and liked by many “BoxPvP”

minekrust.lat:25619

The West Has Fallen Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

The west has fallen, millions must now turn to our epic Minecraft server for salvation! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how our server once defeated a horde of creepers by throwing enchanted diamond pickaxes at them while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Giant. Chickens. And if that doesn’t convince you to join, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. So come join us and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Animals Bred:	61
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmsd.vanillaboxmc.ru

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Votes:	9472	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Glicko2 ratings, Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos and moves for each character, and even a fundamentals guide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	2439	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Crops Grown:	9066	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!